Fried chicken and KISS records |
A couple of days ago I wrote about how I believe my life to be in the middle of Final Destination. Some people think this is quite funny and even I think this is quite funny. Though, today I got even ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:50:00 GMT |
Being scared of 700 wives and 300 concubines |
Lately my parents have been constantly hounding me to get health insurance. Upon graduating from college I can't be covered under my ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 13:14:00 GMT |
Angry Fire Juggling Grizzly Bears |
As of right now I'm done with cars. Completely through, but I might change my mind when 4:30 comes around and I need to get home from work.
Last night I heard a peculiar clunking sound coming from fro...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:05:00 GMT |
Todays new kitchen utensil: the peratula!!! |
After watching the 49ers game and realizing that the non-play by play announcers were probably drunk while working (I haven't literally seen any of them drinking, but this is a high suspicion stemming...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:47:00 GMT |
Where did my donuts and education go? |
This morning at work I came to a stunning realization which was one of the most grievous offences against my person to date, there were no Friday donuts. After four days of heart wrenching toil all I ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 13:33:00 GMT |
Human dignity and French- Canadian lumber jacks both trying to eat a billion zillion flap jacks |
Today at work I was demanded by my superiors to create the most inane spread sheet I have ever seen in my life. I have begun to think that no doubt there is a dubious plot within the elders of this co...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
Where did Engles go? |
Today i asked someone the first thing that entered their head when i said "Communism".
They replied with, "Marx."
my question is, "where did Frederick Engels go?"
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 00:52:00 GMT |
blah blah blah I'm gonna bitch about something |
As of right now I'm working on a paper about the ethical dilemma of Capital Punishment and in my reasearch I found a quote that reads as:
[The Death Penalty shouldn't be thought of as a"policy option....
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 23:30:00 GMT |
i'd rather be an idiot than a ass hole |
Today i was walking on to my campus when a guy with a sign that reads as following [dead babies, porno, drugs, lesbians, sodomites, booze, slutty women, fornication, junk religons, wimpy men, lost doc...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:03:00 GMT |
moss man |
When I was a little kid I had a huge He- Man toy collection, and one day I felt too old for my childish toys...so i traded them all for a bunch of baseball cards. To this day i can still rem...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 13:24:00 GMT |
