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Ahenobarbus

If I agree with you, that makes us both wrong.

About Me

I write and direct movies. I play guitar and sing in a blues band. I learn languages. ride a motorcycle. juggle. throw knives. pick locks. fall in love. Live life in every breath. Ive been called many things in my life, but never stupid, boring, or bad in bed.

My Interests

How can I fill this in without feeling narcissistic?! I drink at least 60 oz of coffee a day and maybe 8 oz of water a week. If I pick up a book, I read 300 pages without stopping. If I pick up a guitar, I play until my fingers hurt. If I'm alone while listening to good music or watching a war movie, I cry. If I laugh too much, my cheeks hurt. I'm so ticklish, I fall down and jerk spamodically as if hit with a stungun. I pick bell peppers out of my food because I don't want to bother the cook to change the recipe. I'll spend my last $7 on a used CD or buying a friend a coffee or burger to share. It's hard to see small children because I wonder what mine would look like. To me, being Catholic doesn't mean not doing anything wrong, just being sufficiently guilty for it. I don't want someone just to pass the time, I want to find a partner to grow old with. I treat women like I would want my mother or sister treated. I don't like being a redhead, but I'm resigned to it as if I was a midget or albino. I talk to cats and dogs and believe they understand me. The more I learn, the less I want to talk about what I know. I'm stronger than I look, but more senstive than I let on. I can't help smiling when I drive in a convertible with the top down. I love to study every aspect of a movie, then rehash it with someone afterwards. I love ice cream, even though it makes my teeth hurt. I cook a lot and make everything spicy, like jalepenos in the mashed potatos. I often know enough to get into trouble, and not enough to get me out. I like to jump on stage to sing and play blues guitar, get bit parts in plays, movies, and television. I study foreign languages just so I can hold a conversation with more people in the world. i got my pilots license yet I still jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.

I'd like to meet:

My silent partner. There are no uncomfortable silences. We know. We cannot stifle a smile at the sight of each other. More is known by being together. By just BEING. Not explaining. We are humbled by each other. If all that can be taken away IS, you love what is left. Because you know I would do the same. I am selfish because I want to meet you. smell you. feel you. taste you. know you. I am selfish because I want you to meet me. smell me. feel me. taste me. know me. I am selfish because I want what you want.I cannot eat once and for all. I cannot gorge myself on the pleasure of cuisine and be done with it forever. Eventually, the hunger returns. Right now, my thoughts, my desires, my fantasies are the sights and smells of the feast. How long can I wait until I can devour you? If I did, what good would it do me when the hunger returns later that day. Worse, what if I never find out?I will cook for you. I will sing for you. I will live for you.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

JAZZ: Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Count Basie, Cab Calloway, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Nat Cole, Thelonious Monk, Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Dave Brubeck, Wes Montgomery BLUES: SRV, Luther Allison, Albert King, Albert Collins, Freddie King, Tab Benoit, Derek Trucks, Johnny Lang, Etta James, Leadbelly, Koko Taylor, Howlin Wolf, Son House, Robert Johnson, Bukka White, Muddy Waters, Keb Mo, John Lee Hooker ROCK: Link Wray, Buddy Holly, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Allman Bros, The Who, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Eric Clapton (Yardbirds, John Mayall, Cream), Led Zepellin, The Doors, ZZ Top, Los Lobos, Carlos Santana, Aerosmith, Television, Sonic Youth, Ramones, Ozzy, Black Crows, Ben Harper, The Faint, B-52s, Dire Straits, Imperial Crowns, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club OTHERS: Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, Death Cab For Cutie, Built to Spill, Kinda like Spitting, Pedro the Lion, Jets to Brazil, St Germain, Blood Bros, Blonde Redhead, Pixies, P.J. Harvey, Mazzy Starr, Pinback, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Le Tigre, Tupac, Ice Cube/ NWA

I could go on but I'm too busy writing new songs!...

Movies:

12 Angry Men (OG), Stalag 17, Cool Hand Luke, The Hustler, The Wild Bunch, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Star Wars, Hero, Fist of Legend, Hard Boiled/ Killer, Harold & Maude, Chinatown, Rosencrans & Gildenstern are Dead, Professional, Doom Generation, Rounders, Swingers, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, Gladiator, ANY KURISAWA, Tarantino (incl True Romance), Tony Scott (Man on Fire, American Gangster!!), Martin Scorsese, Guy Richie, Tim Burton, Deniro, Pachino, Jules Dassen, Louie Malle, Jean Luc Goddard, Michelangelo Antonioni... I could go on, but I'm too busy writing my own scripts!

Television:

Any Law & Order or CSI. Comedy Central. John Stewart & Stephen Colbert. Hell's Kitchen. the News makes me sick these days.

Books:

The Bible, The Princess Bride, Desolation Angels, Black Music, Blues People, Left Behind series, Hitchhikers Guide series, Pablo Naruda, Robert Frost, Harry Turtledove, Vince Flynn, Dean Koontz, Shelby Foote, Shel Silverstein, Roald Dahl, A.A. Milne, Chomsky, Twain, Aquinas, Tolkien, Palahniuk, Asimov, C.S. Lewis... oh, and Dr. Suess got me started!

Heroes:

Duane Allman, SRV, Martin Scorsese, Chuck Yeager and, of course, my Dad.

My Blog

Think about it...

So I was watching Family Guy on T.V. (y'know, the one where Brian owes Stewie money for losing a bet that Mike Tyson Could beat Phyllis Diller in a boxing match and when Brian can't come up with the m...
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

Ecclesiastes 7:26

I find more bitter than death the woman whose heart is snares and traps, whose hands are chains. Whoever pleases God shall escape from her; but the sinner will be ensnared by her.
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:38:00 PST

To Her. Whom I’ve not yet met... again.

The moon winks.what is known?the tender seedsof love we've sown.the moon blinks.what is missed?the smile you makewhen we kiss.the moon thinks.what is next?another night our souls connect.the moon sink...
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

You’re either going to jail... or you’re gonna die.

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Posted by Ahenobarbus on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

This is where I’M going to be... RSVP if you want to roll with...

What: SoCo (Southern Comfort for those unitiated) Music ExperienceWhere:Petco Park100 Park Blvd.San Diego, CA 92101(619) 795-5000When: 2 pm-11:30 pm Sat, Aug. 25, 2007Admission: Free.Hold up. You mean...
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

Sad Movies

I just watched an oppressingly sad Korean film. I really have to stop watching sad films.. but something odd happened during the film.. I was thinking about you.. and then I remembered this line fr...
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

It's been a while... miss me?

The eternal night has come.. And with it your body intertwined..   The eternal volume of melody.. The captured photographs slipping forth..   The mysterious alignment of stars.. That ...
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST

check it out

http://www.mtv.com/thinkmtv/features/environment/pimp_my_gre en_ride/
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

What has viloence accomplished?

  ..> This is a time of shame and sorrow.  It is not a day for politics.  I have saved this one opportunity to speak briefly to you about this mindless menace of violence in Ameri...
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

Impromptu

Keep away from sharp swordsDon't go near a lovely woman.A sharp sword too close will wound your handWoman's beauty too close will wound your life.The danger of the road is not in the distance,Ten yard...
Posted by Ahenobarbus on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST