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Kevin.

I am here for Friends

About Me

I would like to have more days worth writing songs about. I should also figure out how to write songs.
Things I will always find hilarious: monkey, pants, goat, The State.
I find most jokes just keep getting funnier and funnier with repetition. I'm easily amused. It's one of my greatest and most treasured gifts.

My Interests

music, ultimate frisbee, bad television, navel contemplation, nostalgia, stupid crap, dumb shit, Austin TX, programming, how stuff works, art

I'd like to meet:

Someone who has been made into an "action figure." Or maybe someone who can make action figures.

Music:

Local: Count Dracula's Weed Smugglin' Jam Engine, Charles Potts Magic Windmill Band, Cave Dweller, The Darling New Neighbors, Best Fwends, Zykos, Canoe, The TunaHelpers, Awesome Cool Dudes, The Total Foxes, Cue, The Applicators, The Arm, The White Ghost Shivers, The Octopus Project, Explosions in the Sky, The Old-Timerz, Pong, Cat Scientist, Things That Go Pop, Tia Carrera, Zom Zoms, The Carrots, W.T. Special
Others: Evangelicals, Sleater-Kinney, Quasi, Elliott Smith, Electric Eel Shock, Rasputina, The White Stripes, old Ben Folds Five, old Weezer, Braid, The Promise Ring, Jets to Brazil, Little Brazil, Piebald, Radiohead, Rainer Maria, The Grackles, Florida Evans Showband and Revue, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Mogwai

Movies:

Spinal Tap, Better Off Dead, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Being John Malkovich, Baron Munchausen, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Wet Hot American Summer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Se7en, American Movie, The Triplets of Belleville, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, anything else Michel Gondry does, The Graduate, Rushmore

Television:

Scrubs, Boston Legal, Six Feet Under, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The McLaughlin Group, The State, SNL, Sealab 2021, The Kids In The Hall, anything awful that happens to be on but only because it's ironic I swear, Austin Music Network - R.I.P.

Books:

Misprint Magazine, 1984, Invisible Monsters and the rest of Chuck Palahniuk's stuff, Chunklet, Cat's Cradle, Introduction to Algorithms, Ishmael, State by State with The State

Heroes:

Leo Fender, Noam Chomsky, Mom and Dad