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Shar the Hobo

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About Me



You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

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I'm a loser and a corporate whore. I work a 9-5. I like job security and health insurance and my 401k. I like cops. Skateboarding IS a crime. I live for Ikea furniture and SUVs.
Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 79% Poison Ivy 69% Mystique 69% Apocalypse 67% The Joker 65% Lex Luthor 59% Mr. Freeze 57% Magneto 55% Catwoman 53% Dark Phoenix 53% Riddler 49% Green Goblin 49% Two-Face 45% Venom 43% Kingpin 42% Juggernaut 37% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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My Interests

music, shows, billiards, snooker, pool, bacon, crochet, rats, ethiopian food, pointing and laughing, public trans, video games, dive bars, hunting my evil twin, cheap shoes, PPG, DDR, RPG, PBR, DDS, flossing, grunting, losing indie cred, clear Bic pens, crossword puzzles, nerdy science/engineering pursuits, being a goddamn gangsta

I'd like to meet:

Please contact me if you agree with 3 (or more) of the following:

You:
- want a concert buddy
- are funny enough to make me pee my skirt
- recycle
- play disc golf
- love coin-op games as well as consoles
- dig subtitles and letterbox format
- can make up ridiculous music genres ("Oh, they're like a post-emo klezmerish math-kraut band ala The Ramones with 1920's flapper influences")
- shop at thriftyfun stores
- understand my need for gay male friends
- will openly mock me when I try to act ghetto
- wish you didn't have to own a car
- play hide-and-seek on train platforms
- have a healthy sense of the ridiculous
- eat sushi
- eat Thai food
- eat Brazillian food
- are open to eating any tasty/weird cuisine
- will strut down a busy street in a tutu for $50 -or- someone who'll give me $50 to do the same.
- get sad when you see apostrophe and quotation mark abuse
- have a decent pool game (counts as 3)
- ARE AWESOMES

Thank you completing this survey! You get a gold star for cooperation.

Music:

I think I filled this out in 2005: John Legend, MIA, Kishidan, They Might be Giants, Peaches, The Shins, Dismemberment Plan, Barry White, Neutral Milk Hotel, Franz Ferdinand, NIL8, John Vanderslice, Fruitbats, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Puffy AmiYumi, Johnny Cash, Sunny Day Real Estate, Liars, Deltron 3030, Flaming Lips, Willie Nelson, Arcade Fire, Pit Er Pat, Tilt, Tina Fuckin' Turner, etc...

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Pi, UHF, Casablanca, Roger and Me, and any movie involving:
1) crazed killer animals and/or monsters (ie: 50's campy sci-fi, Godzilla, Snakes on a Plane)
2) kung fu
3) Todd Solondz

Television:

- Lost
- Project Runway
- various anime

Books:

Intermittently: Comics (Preacher, Maxx, Optic Nerve, Milk and Cheese, Battle Pope, and stuff by Jhonen Vasquez, Sam Kieth, Alex Ross)

My Blog

So, um....

I just bought a unicycle.  Anyone know how to ride one? 
Posted by Shar the Hobo on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:50:00 PST

Attention NCHS class of 1995-99:

Yes, I have gotten fatter since high school.  That is all. 
Posted by Shar the Hobo on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:41:00 PST

Moving (expanded)

Hey all,As many of you may know, I have been a quiet and disgruntled employee for a couple of years now.  So you can understand how excited I was when my friend Sharon called me up and said her c...
Posted by Shar the Hobo on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:34:00 PST

I'm moving

See Bulletins for details
Posted by Shar the Hobo on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 05:25:00 PST