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About Me

27, Shrewsbury (thats next to Worcester, kids)... ummm... I'm a cool kid- at least I think I'm a cool kid and the cool kids that hang out with me think I'm a cool kid too. I rock. I am the shit. I am FUCKING FABULOUS. I am RyRy.

my name on AIM and Yahoo: RyanChristopherX... Email
I'm involved in various music projects that can be found here on myspace in my top friends, even

Check Out my new Music Blog! TWO divided by ZERO

My Interests

varying... mostly music and movies...

I'd like to meet:

cool people. Preferably cool people of the drama-free variety.

You can only add me as a friend if you know my email address ([email protected]). This will stop me from getting spammed to death by whorebots. whorebots don't read profiles, so I should be safe. Don't email me asking me for the answer, I'll ignore it. The answer is clearly here.

Music:

brPET SHOP BOYS!, Scissor Sisters, Duran Duran, The Cure, Kylie Minogue, No Doubt, The Beatles, Mozart, Georges Bizet, Handel, Cher, ABBA, Ashford and Simpson, Michael McDonald (haha), Donna Summer, Barry Manilow, Diana Ross, Bronski Beat, Erasure, Andy Bell, Madonna, Spice Girls, Meat Loaf, Bonnie Tyler, Smashing Pumpkins, No Doubt, Johnny Mathis, Ricky Martin (for entirely evil reasons), Paula Abdul, Neneh Cherry, Michael Jackson, Sylvester, Weather Girls, Wham!, Aqua, Pointer Sisters, there really are too many to list...I used to be a vocal performance major, my tastes are eclectic... see the "About me" section for links to my music projects

Movies:

JOHN WATERS= GOD!!!! (Pink Flamingos ,Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Polyester, Hairspray, Pecker, Cry Baby, Cecil B. Demented, Serial Mom, A Dirty Shame) also dig: A Clockwork Orange, Rocky Horror, Halloween, Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka, Fame, West Side Story, The Lion King, The Emperor's New Groove, Anything by Mel Brooks...

Television:

I rarely watch tv... but I watch TV on DVD! Facts of Life, Family Guy, All American Girl, etc... when I do tune in, it's usually to watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network or Project Runway

Books:

Swan Song by Robert McCammon, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Wicked, Son of a Witch, Mirror Mirror, Confessions of a Ugly Stepsister, all by Gregory Maguire

Heroes:

Pet Shop Boys, Charles Nelson Reilly

My Blog

Valentine’s Day in the eyes of a 20 year old closet case.

I wrote this on February 15th 2001 on LiveJournal. My feelings on Valentine's Day really aren't as militant but haven't changed much, really... note that I say "women" instead of "men"... I didn't c...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST

rantings of an insomiac.

I don't know why I can't sleep. I was tired all afternoon/evening and suddenly when it's time to go to bed my body is all "haha fooled you, fucker"as I lay there in the dark, thoughts fill my head. ...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:24:00 PST

It’s Just Another New Year’s Eve

Don't look so sad, It's not so bad you know. It's just another night, That's all it is. It's not the first, It's not the worst you know, We've come through all the rest, We'll get through this. We've ...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:11:00 PST

4 weeks

It's been about a month since I put in my unemployment claim, I know this because I put in my 4th weekly claim.I did it this morning online and got the red error message "your claim is still being pro...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:04:00 PST

Can You Feel a Brand New Day?

Yes, I watched The Wiz recently, shut up.But it does feel like a new day. So I'm listening to that song as I type this lol.A huge wave of relief has washed over me. Christmas is over. I'm not anti-...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:18:00 PST

Head Out of the Sand

I planned on staying offline til after Christmas.well, I lied. I don't feel as stressed out all that much.I've actually set out and did what I wanted to do.I've written a few songs, I've experimented...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:13:00 PST

Family Matters

I just got off the phone with my older sister. She's been sitting at Boston Children's Hospital since Thursday. Yes, it was the day of the huge snowstorm, but that's not the reason. My 2 y...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:20:00 PST

insomniac

isn't there a reason I have pills to pop? you know, to knock me out? well they're not working. I'm annoyed. I was up relatively early. I was active most of the day doing snow removal. My m...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

gayface begat bearface

We all know about "gayface". You know, you look at a guy's face and can just tell he's gay be simply looking at his face. Sometimes you can even tell their sexual role by simply looking at...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:24:00 PST

I want to join a gang

but we have to be well choreographed with the ability to sing. our rival gang has to also be well choreographed and can sing too. I think that's what's wrong with gangs today, shooting each other over...
Posted by Ryan Christopher on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:18:00 PST