What Is Your Battle Cry?
S triding across the fields, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Dodivinter! And he gives a cruel scream:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Patrick's Lurgy
Cause: influence of the Devil
Symptoms: crossed eyes, hair loss, extremely dry rot, automatic writing
Cure: sleep
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In the 2006th year I resolve to:
Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable and full of woe, utlimately causing suicide from ennui.
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