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mushu

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have been put on this planet to rule all kats! All who do not bow before me will die! My quest is to make all dogs slaves for my cause! They will work in my catnip fields! I will have them slaving away in the Litter farms! They will spend every waking moment of their drooling lives making cat toys and litter boxes!! Any animal who stands in my way will feel the back side of my paw! Actually all I want is some attention and a bit of petting action wont hurt either! Meow!Layout made by Mexoricana

My Interests

I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented the litter box!! The person who invented the pooper scooper! Cats that have knowledge in mind control for dogs. Military strategists, cat food cooks, and owners of catnip farms!

Music:

Mozart, Beethoven, Strauss, Rachmononoff, Debussy, and Tom Jones! (whats new pussy cat?)

Movies:

Duh!!!!!! Its all about the kung fu flicks!!

Television:

The animal channel

Books:

The art of cat massage, How to house train your dog, Why dogs are so stupid ~ A study done by the Kitty Institute, When Cats Unite, How to enslave a mutt, How to booby trap the spots where dogs mark, and dont let me forget the best for last ~~~~ PlayCat!! It makes me purrrrr

Heroes:

My master who feeds me, pets me, loves me, and doesnt put the toilet seat down so I can drink from it!