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ANSWER

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About Me

Hii there, im answer, i like to masturbate to the rythym of the night, when i piss in the shower it smells like popcorn, ive only ever tried to kill myself once, but i think about it all the time, i get shy when i talk to myself in the mirror, im athiest, but i believe im god, i love when chicks spit in my mouth, once when i made pasta jewlery in primary school i ate the whole thing after i painted it gold, i get blood noses when its hot, which means its hard for me to get a boner in summer, but i still have one every morning. i love to smear paddle pops all over my face before i eat them, im guna name my son tutenkamen, i love poetry and smoking ice, when i grow up i wana be a pedofile, im the cunt that spew up in ya nans birdbath, i will be famous, if i cant get famous from what i love ill just murder someone famous, i am 23 and like to hold hands with girls in public. i am not sarcastic.

My Interests

Hot Chocolate

I'd like to meet:

Someone beautiful, inside and out, a caring fun unselfish kind girl, with a giant heart and a smile to match, a positive (not hiv, lol) girl, smart bright and witty, a cheerful girl who lightens up any room with a gawjuz personality, she has got to love her music especially hip hop, but also a wide taste in all genres. A career driven girl with direction in life. Morals, a girl that is loyal and trustworthy, a girl that knows honesty is a key ingredient to a strong relationship. A girl that is in it for the long run, none of this casual shit, why waste time like that. I guess in the end my soulmate, someone who i can connect with on a social and intimate level, someone with a large number of common intrests as me, someone that we click with so well that being together just feels so right, and being apart means we miss each other. Someone who loves to spend quality time together, involving various activities indoors or out, like to keep it exiting. Someone who can forgive, and work through the toughest issues in a relationship, and relize that nobodies perfect and mistakes are garenteed to happen, but garenteed also is the fact that you will learn and grow stronger from them. I guess we wana find that girl that i can live happily ever after with, have a family, pets, a home, grow old together into a cute elderly couple hehe. I guess thats it, hope ur out there =)

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Music:

Wear sunscreen.If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.Do one thing every day that scares you.Sing.Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.Floss.Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.Stretch.Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.Respect your elders.Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.But trust me on the sunscreen.

Television:

the pussycat dolls show

Heroes:

Shrem