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Adolf Wölfli

"St. Adolf II Algebrator, Major-Commander and Music-Director, Giant-Theater-Director, Almighty-Steam

About Me

"Now I am building the foundation of a highly elegant St. Adolf-Commerce-Bank in the following European and Asiatic Giant-Cities, each with capital of 20,000,000 Fr. 1. St. Adolf-Hall, Duchy Switzerland 2. St. Adolf-Trip, France 3. St. Adolf-Slaughter near Petersburg 4. St. Adolf-Bed near Omsk and Tomsk 5. St. Adolf-Witches-Hall in China 6. St. Adolf-Axe. Oh yeah! Near Axenhall 7. St. Adolf-Chamberan in China and 8. St. Adolf-Lion-Hall in India All these American, European, Asian St. Adolf-South and Periphery, as well as the Greenland and St. Adolf-Continental-Commerce-Banks, are branches of the large St. Adolf-Commerce-Central-Bank in the Emporer-Hall, Grand-Duchy-Normandy, the Empire-Realm of St. Adolf-Forest."I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

"For many years now I am working on a very beautiful and strong funeral march, which will get all together 8850 beautiful march-songs. 7,150 songs are made already. In between there are parts wuth numerous beautiful poems, puzzles, funny stories and jokes: travel-stories! hunter-stories and war-stories! As well as a respectable number of beautiful pictures. The value of the whole work once it is finished will be 55,000 Fr. A so-called "Zion-March" a little smaller than this last one, I have concluded long ago and have it under my bed,it will cost 45,000 Francs.""Pathe-Baby": "Seite. 3.434. Und. 949. Lied. Skt. Adolfina. 129. K.-Th. 849. Tenohr: 1 ? D'Pahte-Baabi, witt i d'Wiiga. Lutt-Sohn-Schiiga, ritt nit z'Witt! D'Brutt schon triiga, witt nit Britt! ? D's Chruttschou Ziiga, witt nit Gritt!!! 16 Cher:1. Wiiga. 16. Chehr:1. Giiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Stiiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Schiiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Ziiga. 16.Chehr:1. Fliiga. 16.Chehr:1. Fiiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Nit a Chida. 16.Chehr:1. Siba Gida. 16.Cher:1. Riiiga. 16.Cher:1. Biiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Liiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Opf'r-Stok'r. 16.Chehr:1. Chriiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Siiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Triiiga. 16.Chehr:1. Hopptiquax'r. 16.Chehr:1. Waaahra. 16.Chehr:1. Annnah. 16.Chehr:1 Seite, 3,435. Saaah'ra. 16.Chehr:1. Hammah. 16.Chehr:1. Haaahra. 16.Chehr:1. Mammah. 16.Chehr:1. Haaahra. 16.Chehr:1. Zammah. 16.Chehr:1. Kaaahra. 16.Chehr:1. Wammah. 16.Chehr:1. Schaara. 16.Chehr:1. Schammah. 16.Chehr:1. S'wittara witt. 16. Ist, etzak: 68,718,476,636, Schläg. Skt. Adolf II, Bern, Schweiz."

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"Eh bien! My last mentioned, most cherished home community Schangnau is now to be rebaptized conclusively with the name St. Adolf-Home. And my beloved fatherland, the Republic Switzerland, with all that exists on top of its ground and in it, should in the name of God, the almighty father, who created heaven and earth, become a Duchy with the name of Switzerland subject to the new Kingdom St. Adolf-Forest, St. Adolf-Forest-East and St. Adolf-Forest-West. The last three countries again divided into land owned by knights and land owned by the community; all this must happen as soon as possible. In the course of the centuries the Swiss highland plateau turns into one single giant sea of houses under the single name St. Adolf-Hall.""St. Adolf II Algebrator, Major-Commander and Music-Director, Giant-Theater-Director, Almighty-Steamship-Captain, and Dr. of Art and Science, Director of the Algebra and Geography-Books-Fabrication and Hunter-General. Inventor of 160 self-made inventions, higly valuable and patented, each of them, by the Russian Czar, and glorious victor of numerous, enormous gigantic battles."

Music:

"6. Song: No 1,092 [dialect rhyme and solmization] 32. Makes 4,096 beats, St. Adolfina, Polka. Santa-Ida-Polka. 152. Song. Beat-number, 45,056... 7. Song: No. 1,093. [dialect rhyme and solmization] 16. Makes 4,096 beats, St. Adolf-Great-Great-God and Father,-Crown-Prince and Princesses,-Polka. Santa Ida, 153. Song, Beat-Number, 49,152."