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the telephones

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About Me

the telephones are based in nyc.

we've been together since late 2001.

we believe in great songs.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/19/2005
Band Website: thetelephones.org
Band Members: anton kreisl (bass), bradley albert (keyboards), jesse adelman (singing and guitars), and mike reed (drums)
Influences: muddy waters, dylan, waits, rolling stones, brian wilson, cars, beatles, canned heat, acdc, led zepplin, chocolate chip pancakes, sam prekop, jim o'rourke, will oldham, otis redding, yo la tengo, joao gilberto, pixies, bowie, peter tosh, andy warhol, bruce springsteen, ike turner, smog, hall & oates, ornette coleman, wilco, ethan johns, wilson pickett, simple cotton panties, guns n' roses, funkadelic, luiz henrique, elvis costello, neil young, james brown, beck, ben kweller, rod stewart, bill withers, billy holiday, elliot smith, chet baker, howlin' wolf, jimmy reed, queen, nat cole, pavement, shins, t. rex, sly stone. if you can hear it, our musical robots can reproduce it.
Sounds Like: a bar band for professional alcoholics.
Record Label: hahahaha. seriously, though, we can talk about it.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

hottie? nottie? glitterati!

as i was explaining to david french bacon last night, i'm not getting any younger. i've had to sit down and get all serioso about this little artistic endeavor. is there a future here? what's it ...
Posted by the telephones on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:25:00 PST

i am lunch, at best

friends, i know it's been a while. i know this ain't much. but this whole excercise is really about sharing.this is what i need to share with you. props to mikey for finding this track.now just enjoy....
Posted by the telephones on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST

houston, weve got cable

hola amigos! and sorry for the radio silence. but let’s talk. i want to tell you why i am so very very very very very very very VERY FUCKING EXCITED about this upcoming april 4th show at the kni...
Posted by the telephones on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:52:00 PST

do you know how to make a "red eye", flanagan?

thank god the writer's strike is over! now i can get back to watching my favorite shows.ha, just kidding! those shows are for assholes only!seriously though, folks. i love TV. i'm not a hater. but shi...
Posted by the telephones on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:19:00 PST

super ultra wednesday

we just got a humdifier shaped like penguin. wow!have you heard of that "iphone"? double wow! supposedly you will be able to call the porn stars that you are watching while you are watching them on th...
Posted by the telephones on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:31:00 PST

i heart celebrity deaths

who's more broken up about heath ledger than me? no one, you assholes!maybe brad renfro's agent i guess.is anyone else out there getting super amped for the new rambo? i heard in this one he totally l...
Posted by the telephones on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:05:00 PST

it’s on like chaka kahn

happy new year!catch the telephones live at southpaw baby: january 9, wednesday at 9:30pm.it's going down, friends. our new shit is exactly like this: ...
Posted by the telephones on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:37:00 PST

myspace, myplace, myface. FACE!

can we have a quick chat about why t. rex is the best rock band of all time?for starters, marc bolan is your quintessential rockstar: no one else has come close to achieving that perfect balance of fa...
Posted by the telephones on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:29:00 PST

blades

i know it's lazy to just embed some shit, but seriously. ...
Posted by the telephones on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:20:00 PST

welcome to the working week

work is easier when you have co-workers who hand you shit like this at meetings.miss ya dave....
Posted by the telephones on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:37:00 PST