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Frylock

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I'm just a guy constantly surrounded by belligerent idiots. I am also primarily potato-based. Primarily. It gets complicated. I have super-powers which emanate from a crystal lodged in my backside. If anyone wants to tell me where Dr. Weird keeps his laboratory these days, it'd be greatly appreciated. Oh yeah, and I could use an orthadontist. I think I've had these braces on for over 18 years.

My Interests

Science, the pursuit of knowledge, my unstable system of ethics, cleanliness, spring rolls and other small edible things, teh intarweb, cloning, fighting crime, solving mysteries, hurting Mooninites, and just generally working to make New Jersey a safer place.

I'd like to meet:

Doms seeking a greasy, high-carbohydrate submissive.

Music:

Bach, Vivaldi, Mozart, MC Chris, Glenn Gould, Billie Holiday, and Einstuerzende Neubauten.

Movies:

The Man With Two Brains, Little Shop of Horrors, The Spanish Prisoner, Being John Malkovich, Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil, Grosse Point Blank, The Crying Game, Basic Instinct, The Devil's Advocate

Television:

I wouldn't know, since SOMEBODY keeps BLOWING OURS UP or CLONING IT ONE TOO MANY TIMES or befouling it with ASSISTED LIVING DRACULA.

Books:

It's a long list. I'll get back to it, cause right now I think Shake is trying to kill something with fire.

Heroes:

Dr. Weird and Jonathan Swift.