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Ron

And the award for most unlucky guy of the year goes to...

About Me


My band.
I didn't want to be born. Seriously, ask my mom. They had to fucking pull me out because I was lazy in the womb...I can't get into barbecue potato chips, but barbecue corn chips are amazing. They are number three on my top three favorite junk foods list. Number one is popcorn and two is cooler ranch doritos...I always thought it would be awesome to go sledding on the huge landfill that's next to Rt. 55...Some say I can be moody. Hahahahahaha. Fuck you!...I used to have a dog named Toby. He was a Sharpei. He was my best friend and he died the same day Collateral with Tom Cruise came out in the theater. It was a great movie but hardly lifted my spirits at the time. I still think about him a lot...I enjoy Sex and the City and fruity drinks. Shut up...I wish I had more time to read...I am a perfectionist to the max, so nothing I do is ever good enough for me. For instance, I think 'Holy Wars' by Megadeth is one of the best metal songs ever written. But if it never existed and I wrote it, I would think it was crap...I eat really fast. Seriously, it's ridiculous and it makes me uncomfortable when I'm with a group of people. I'll be finished my whole meal and the people I'm with are on their third forkful...Once upon a time I had many encounters with police. That's finally over...I fucking hate wind. It's just annoying...I really hate my job, but the only thing I hate more than that is looking for a new job...Even though I don't do it too often, I get really excited about cooking. Especially if it's for someone...I'm always really proud of myself whenever I drive somewhere without getting lost at all...I'm unable to snap. Go ahead and try to show me, it just doesn't work...I cannot stand people who crave attention from anyone who is willing to give it to them...Basically, I'm a compassionate, manic depressive guy who never gives himself enough credit and likes to make meatloaf.
Funniest shit ever.
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My Interests

Beer and metal.

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I'd like to meet:

Transvestites, vampires, Rumpelstiltskin, one-legged waiters, anyone who has been or currently is on a crusade, the Elephantman, a robot named Mr. Robot, the inventor of glitter so I can cut his fucking head off, exotic fish, myself when I was 6 years old, cannibals, the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson, any female whose breasts make up half of her entire weight, any male whose breasts make up half of his entire weight, the Marlboro Man, skeletons that talk, a mountain climber, anyone who has survived being buried alive, the Lochness Monster, a werewolf, the Cowardly Lion, a noble warrior, the Ruff Ryders, magicians, ultimate fighters, Aquaman, sword swallowers, a clydesdale horse, Johnny Appleseed, Belladonna's ass, Lambchop, people who can read my mind and still not figure me out, aliens on vacation, the vertically challenged, people who get my sense of humor, Flava Flav, the Devil and your mother.

Music:

Aborted, AC/DC, Acid Bath, Agents of Oblivion, The Agony Scene, Alice in Chains, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, Allman Brothers Band, Amen, American Head Charge, American Nightmare, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, The Animals, Annihilator, Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Arsis, Artimus Pyledriver, At the Drive-In, At the Gates, Audioslave, Bathory, The Beatles, Behemoth, Beneath the Massacre, Chuck Berry, Between the Buried and Me, Beyond the Embrace, Bile, The Black Dahilia Murder, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bleed the Sky, The Blood Brothers, Bloodsimple, Blue Oyster Cult, Botch, Brutal Truth, Buckethead, Burn the Priest, Byzantine, Candiria, Cannibal Corpse, Capharnaum, Carcass, Carpathian Forest, Carnal Forge, Johnny Cash, Cathedral, Cattle Decapitation, Cephalic Carnage, Celtic Frost, Cellador, Cheap Trick, Chevelle, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, CKY, Eric Clapton, Clutch, Coal Chamber, Coalesce, Cobra Strike, Converge, Corrosion of Conformity, Cradle of Filth, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Clutch, Crisis, Crowbar, The Crown, Cryptopsy, Cypress Hill, Danzig, Darkane, Dark Funeral, Dark Tranquility, Darkest Hour, Darkthrone, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, The Deadlights, Deadsy, Death, Death Angel, Decapitated, Deep Purple, Deftones, Deicide, Demon Hunter, Depeche Mode, Despised Icon, Destruction, Dethklok, Devildriver, Diamond Head, Diecast, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Disturbed, Divine Empire, Dog Fashion Disco, Doomriders, The Doors, Dope, Down, Dr. Dre, Dragonlord, Dragonforce, D.R.I., Drowning Pool, Dry Kill Logic, Eagles of Death Metal, Early Man, Electric Wizard, Eminem, Emok, Emperor, The End, Entombed, Every Time I Die, Exhorder, Exodus, Eyehategod, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fear Factory, Fireball Ministry, Five Point O, Foo Fighters, Fuck the Facts, Ghoul, Gizmachi, Glass Casket, Glassjaw, Goatwhore, God Forbid, Godhead, Godsmack, Gojira, Gorerotted, Gorguts, Grave, Grip Inc., Grimfist, Guns N Roses, GWAR, Hate Eternal, Hatebreed, Hatesphere, The Haunted, Hed PE, Helmet, Jimi Hendrix, High on Fire, House of Pain, Hypocrisy, Immolation, Immortal, In Flames, Incantation, Into Eternity, Into the Moat, Invocation of Nehek, Isis, Jet, Job for a Cowboy, John 5, Journey, Judas Priest, Kataklysm, Killswitch Engage, King Crimson, King Diamond, KISS, Kittie, KMFDM, Korn, Kovenant, Kreator, Krisiun, Kyuss, Lamb of God, Led Zepplin, Leng T'che, A Life Once Lost, Living Sacrifice, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Machine Head, Malevolent Creation, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Martyr A.D., Mastodon, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Meshuggah, Metallica, Method Man, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Minor Threat, Misery Index, Misery Signals, Misfits, Monster Magnet, Morbid Angel, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mudvayne, Municipal Waste, Murderdolls, Mushroomhead, My Dying Bride, Nailbomb, Napalm Death, Nasum, Nebula, Necrophagist, Neurosis, Nevermore, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, N.W.A., Nirvana, Nothingface, Novembers Doom, Old Man's Child, Orange Goblin, Ozzy Osbourne, Opeth, Origin, OTEP, Pantera, Pearl Jam, A Perfect Circle, Pig Destroyer, Pissing Razors, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Porcupine Tree, Powerman 5000, Priestess, Primus, Prodigy, Project 86, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rebel Meets Rebel, The Red Chord, Refused, Regurgitate, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Samael, Satyricon, Scum, Sepultura, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Sikth, Six Feet Under, Skinlab, Skinless, Skrape, Slayer, Sleep, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Snot, Soil, Soilent Green, Soilwork, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Spawn of Possession, Spineshank, Stabbing Westward, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, S.O.D., Strapping Young Lad, Suffocation, Superjoint Ritual, The Sword, Sworn Enemy, Symphony X, System of a Down, Systematic, Tenacious D, Testament, 3 Inches of Blood, Tool, Thine Eyes Bleed, 30 Seconds to Mars, 36 Crazyfists, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Throwdown, Today is the Day, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, Unearth, Usurper, Vader, Van Halen, Vehemance, Velvet Revolver, Venom, Vex Red, Vision of Disorder, Vital Remains, Warhorse, Watch Them Die, Wintersun, Witchery, The White Stripes, White Zombie, The Who, Hank Williams III, Amy Winehouse, Wu-Tang Clan, Zao, Rob Zombie...there's more, I'm sure.
I'm also a big supporter of many local bands. We all have to start somewhere.

Movies:

I like way too many movies to list them all, so I'll just list the ones that stand out in my mind as favorites...Alien, Almost Famous, Anchorman, Army of Darkness, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Boogie Nights, Braveheart, Carlito's Way, A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, Cinderella Man, Collateral, Crash, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, The Departed, The Descent, The Devil's Rejects, Equilibrium, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Fight Club, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Goodfellas, Half Baked, Halloween, Heat, The Incredibles, Jackie Brown, Jarhead, Jaws, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Last Action Hero, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Magnolia, Man on Fire, The Matrix, Memento, Million Dollar Baby, The Monster Squad, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Old School, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Predator, Pulp Fiction, Re-Animator, Reservoir Dogs, Return of the Living Dead, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, School of Rock, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Signs, A Simple Plan, Sin City, Snatch, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Taxi Driver, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Terminator, Terminator 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), There's Something About Mary, War of the Worlds (2005), X2

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Batman:The Animated Series, Chappelle's Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Family Guy, Futurama, The Office, Ren and Stimpy, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park

Books:

Do magazines and comics count?

My Blog

I can’t even think of a title for this.

Well... I don't know how to start this. First off, I'd like to say that I try not to go on here and talk about personal shit, because it's exactly that. Personal. But I'm in the midst of a situat...
Posted by Ron on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:24:00 PST

Take this however you will.

I wish I was a pointless animal whose only purpose was to reproduce and be eaten. Feelings don't make much of difference then, do they?
Posted by Ron on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

28 Weeks Later

We went and saw it last night, and it was fucking incredible. It's my movie of the year so far. Go see it, seriously. Even if just for the whole first scene before the credits, that was some of the mo...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

It's About Fucking Time.

One of my favorite movies of all time is finally coming out on DVD. Click the link and bask in my happiness. http://www.joblo.com/monster-squad-dvd...
Posted by Ron on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

I Got a New Car

I'm very sad to say that my Mustang has met it's inevitable end due to poor upkeep on my part. It's sitting in my driveway unable to function, so if any of my car savvy friends want to work on it for ...
Posted by Ron on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST

Finished Recording Vocals

Yeah. I finished recording vocals for our new EP last night. I'm extremely happy and completely fucking bummed out at the same exact time. Ask me why, and chances are I won't tell you. Ask me why ...
Posted by Ron on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST

Holy New Releases, Batman!

I just read that Nine Inch Nails is going to be coming out with a new album in the spring. This is crazy, since the last one came out in 2005. Usually he makes us wait 5 or 6 years. Then I read that T...
Posted by Ron on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST

I Had a Good Laugh Today

Me and my co-worker Mike had this short conversation today about someone we work with (who shall remain nameless)... Mike: How did he get that girl that he's with? Me: I know! That's funny becaus...
Posted by Ron on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST

The Busiest of Busy-Ass Months

I was sitting here going over all events that I would like to attend over the next month or so. This is when I realized that I barely have time for fucking anything. Woking two jobs to pay o...
Posted by Ron on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST

My Life Is One Long Twilight Zone Episode

The heading pretty much says it all. Everyone around me is fucking crazy. For a while there, I was starting to fool myself, thinking "Wow, I really am out of my mind. I better right myself and ti...
Posted by Ron on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST