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fastjohnny

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

About Me

Do you know where I was at your age?
Any idea where I was at your age?
I was working downtown for the minimum wage,
I'm not gonna let you just throw it all away
I'm through kidding now,
I'm through being nice
Now tell me lord, Am I the Antichrist?

My Interests

Controlling people, monkeys, being better than you, iced tea, education, business markets, giving away money, hobos and contractors, lying, being smarter than you, pickup trucks, cutting stuff, non-italian mafias, making spreadsheets, justifying the means, making fun of people, embarrassing my wife, yelling at service industry slaves, sports radio, winning, ice cream, going to the movies, cursing like a sailor, new england bleeding heart liberals, girls in stockings, pop tarts, hating the yankees, amatuer art and smart ass t-shirts.

I'd like to meet:

I will talk to anyone, seriously.

Music:

Sleater-Kinney, TV on the Radio, Catpower, Refused, Pavement, Clinic, Radiohead, the Editors, Regina Spektor, the Jurassic Five, the Descendents, Sonic Youth, Blur, the Police, the Apples in stereo, Black flag, the Cure, Rancid, Helmet, my bloody valentine, Superchunk, NOFX, Tori Amos, Jay-Z, Yo la tengo, the Smiths, Interpol, Thursday, Berlin, Less than jake, blink 182, ACDC, Madness, Liz Phair, Pulp, Pennywise, Muse, smashing pumpkins, Pantera, Kelly Clarkson, the Dead Kennedys, the Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, the Postal Service, Rilo Kiley, Deathcab for Cutie, Tool, Sunny Day Real Estate, the get up kids, sebadoh, rainer maria, pj harvery, fugazi, British Sea Power, built to spill,

Movies:

Patton, a Clockwork Orange, the Natural, Dirty Work, Tommy Boy,

Television:

CSI, NCIS, CSI:NY, LOST, Numbers, Pardon the Interuption, Jericho, the Office, the L word, Rome, Entourage, Weeds, Big Love, Dirty Jobs, Cheaters, Intervention, World's Deadliest Catch, Modern Marvels, Baseball Tonight, Good Eats, Holmes on Homes, Bullshit!,

Books:

Trashy political novels, reference books- mostly atlases, nonfiction history books,

Heroes:

My father, Marcus Cicero, Ted Williams, Bob Woodword and anyone who does what they say they will and takes care of their mother.

My Blog

I just saw 300

And when I got out of the theatre, I wanted to attack some Persians. This reminds me of when I first saw Braveheart, which I wanted to attack the English. This pretty much goes for all war movies. I a...
Posted by fastjohnny on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST