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Andy

There is no word for safety in Portuguese.

About Me

The White Yaphet Kotto.

My Interests

The woods, the beach, the city, and girls who squint like pirates when they're drunk.

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Goodvibes, Kilgore Trout and the ghosts of Sam Peckinpah, Lee Marvin and Waren Oates.

Music:

Mostly Little Richard, Sleep, John Lee Hooker, Hank Williams the Third, EyeHateGod, Down, French Pop, Sleep, all things Anselmo/Bower/Pike, good country, and Sleep. Clam Fight, the Chum Slick, Alligator Flag (??), Maegashira, A Day of Pigs, Long Gone Day, Bitchslicer, Scareho, Pipers Stone, Adder. Kill the Brain (RIP!)

Movies:

Holy Mountain, Sam Peckinpah, and anything with a ton of tits, gore, music by Goblin, and Italins speaking dubbed English.

Television:

Deadliest Catch, Insomniac Theater, Democracy Now!, and AVS.

Books:

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Jack Ketchum, Ed Leed, Brian Keene, Robert E. Howard, Dostevesky, Joseph Conrad, Henry Miller, Tennessee Williams, and A.C. Weisbecker.

Heroes:

Tennesse Williams, Cormac McCarthy, Huey P. Newton, Sweetheart the Mad Crocodile of Finnis Lagoon, and Lee Marvin.

My Blog

An poorly thought out rant for Bob Clark.

An unedited, unfocused rant on the loss of a great and original film maker-This has to be quicker than it should be but I'm pressed for time...Bob Clark and his 22 year old son were killed by a drunk ...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:49:00 PST

REPTILE CHRIST HAS RISEN...HAS RISEN INDEED!

From MSNBC.com:Zoo celebrates virgin birth of Komodo dragonsMANCHESTER, England - A British zoo announced Wednesday the virgin birth of five Komodo dragons, giving scientists new hope for the captive ...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST

Please don't see Black Christmas...

I watched a documentary about Snake Handlers this morning and I'm totally joining. As my first concilliatory act to my bro's and ho's in the snake pinching squad I'm taking a stand against the movie B...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

Oh My God, T.O's been suspended!

Did you hear? Isn't that just crazy? Well personally I'm glad he's gone cause he was a cancer on the team. And that pizza guy who returned his shitty tip, that man is a hero. A giant fucking super siz...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:41:00 PST

Audobon can suck my dick...

Yup...good people of Audobon, line up and get ready, cause you can suck my dick. A parking ticket from the Audobon court just arrived...65 fucking dollars! For a parking ticket? You should be happy t...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST