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you bore me

no fuckin neck tattoos

About Me

MOST IMPORTANTLY: I WON'T BE YOUR FUCKIN FRIEND IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, SO QUIT TRYING...AND NO MORE CREEPY MESSAGES ABOUT MY BOOBS, I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF PICTURES I HAVE UP YOU FUCKIN DORKS WHO BROWSE GIRLS AND SEND ME DISGUSTING MESSAGES ARE FUCKIN LOSERS AND NEED TO GET A LIFE THAT INVOLVES YOU CRAWLING UNDER A ROCK AND STAYING THERE B/C YOU CLEARLY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO INTERACT W/ PEOPLE----EVEN ON A FUCKIN COMPUTER...OR JUST STAY IN YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT WHERE YOU PROBABLY LIVE already AND NEVER COME OUT......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................ i have an aversion to loud high pitched noises- shreiky female voices are especially hard for me to endure...i like to spend a lot of time alone...i must have feather pillows or i can't sleep...i have a low tolerance for bullshit...no you will not get a rise out of me it is my job to ignore said bullshit- smile and hand you a drink... i am old and crotchety...i won't date anyone under 30...i like my cat more than i like most people...i am a snob...i probably think your dad is hotter than you are...i'm into butch chicks (that still wear mascara- mascara is hot on everyone)...i'm probably smarter than you are...i like having my hair brushed...also i'm not really an alcoholic it just happens that people take pictures of me drunk, b/c i guess thats when i let them...

My Interests

daddy,phone sex,LAUGHING HYSTERically,THE SECRET,smoking cigarettes, MUSICMUSICMUSIC, the tunnel to god, writing, beauty, speaking, honesty, my ritalin patch and lovely other meds, reading when i can, wishing i was riding my bike very slowly, wishing i was driving a car very fast, vigilantly avoiding passive aggressiveness, being alone (as much as possible) but not lonely, sleeping, dreaming, melancholy, self imposed isolation, eating soup, looking tuff, delegating duties (like: hold my bag, light my cigarette,etc)...medicated and unmedicated crazies, twinks, nelly bottoms, dykes, tranny hairdressers, containers, retards, people that know what they are doing, people that don't know what they are doing and ask me to tell them...

I'd like to meet:

those w/ style and grace- or those w/ none at all...its really the same thing... unfortunately most people don't have enough of one or too little of the other, so i'm pretty much all set on people for now......................................................... ...........................................................p eople that will be useful during the apocalypse (any mechanical skills, gas syphoning abilities, rope making skills, or any personality quirk that will enable you to kill zombies fast qualifies) ............................................................ ................................ also NO FUCKIN pretentious art students, musicians that don't really play instruments, hipsters or cool kids-----i am too old and jaded to be charmed by people still TRYING to be cool......PLAY IN YOUR OWN SANDBOX KIDDIES!

Music:

today(this list got so ridiculous):timberlands new album, presets, the knife, HOT CHIP, hotel alexis, we are CASSETTE, MOTLEY CRUE, billy idol, lcd sound system, chic, the girls in hawaii-except they are from belgium, Otis Redding, LUXURY,the various versions of the originally PRINCE song "when you were mine"- particularly the crooked fingers, cindi lauper, and tegan & sara versions, the mash theme song-"suicide is painless",RuFUS WAINWRIGHT,johnny cash, various rockabilly jams, howard jones, soft cell, def leppard, JOURNEY, air supply, ratatat,postal service- when is a new album coming? edith piaf, talk talk, mike jones,neutral milk hotel,smog, pulp, the smiths and morrissey, judson mcrae, starstarquarterback, bon savants, fRANKSMITH, and you when your tappin on shit b/c it annoys the shit outta me but it makes you really happy......

Movies:

anything old, MONSTER, peggy sue got married, anything wes anderson.....blades of glory tonite was pretty funny dude...

Television:

right now i am addicted to POIROT, the little beligian gumshoe...old faves-Hawaii 5-0 Dallas Dynasty Jeeves and Wooster The Young Ones The Golden Girls strangers w/ candy dobie gillis RHODA DRAGNET (mostly episodes involving juvenile delinquents)and lost in space--------------------ummm i don't have cable so if i'm watchin tv chances are it's PBS...does teen girl squad count as television? jeopardy,Aqua Teen, queer as folk(on dvd),THE FAMILY GUY Queer Eye, midwestern college basketball, arrested developement

Books:

my favorite book like possession is the large wedding album of Mary and Al from may of 1952, i don't know them but i have their wedding memories proudly displayed in my living room...I CAN'T FUCKIN READ RIGHT NOW BUT WHEN I COULD I WAS INTO:MOSTLY NON-FICTION-quantum physics and subjective reality...really into genetics- the god gene is amazing. FAVORITE authors-capote, anais nin, irvine welsh, camus, DH Lawrence, fitzgerald, nabokov,john irving, john updike, burroughs, carson mccullers, david sedaris,farina,bukowski,sylvia plath,sartre,p.g. wodehouse,augusten burroughs,robert anton wilson----generally read non- fiction though- bio's or whatever catches my fancy...oh yeah and lisa carvers new book...

Heroes:

my family for trying to love unlovable me and for watching me do the trapeze at jordans furniture 3TIMES!...drew's parents for making him...remus, who is staring down from heaven w/ his one eye, ready to head butt me and lick my eyelashes

My Blog

why do i do this to myself!

why do i insist on being th ekind of masochist that eats things that make them sick? lactose intolerant and think that wheat gluten is a problem, and gets bloated from carbs is eating baked fuckin bak...
Posted by you bore me on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

revealing correspondence..../START AT BOTTOM

START AT THE BOTTOM: THIS IS A CORRESPONDENCE I'VE BEEN HAVING W/ A FRIEND (WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS UNLESS HE DECIDES TO REVEAL HIMSELF) SO IT IS WRITTEN MESSAGE BY MESSAGE FROM THE BOTTOM UP.... &n...
Posted by you bore me on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST

sometimes its just too cold to go home...

so i've been sitting here for an incredibly long time....and a few minutes ago i had some stuff to say but then the computer took too long and i don't feel likeit anymorei jsut wanna go home and get i...
Posted by you bore me on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

ODD...COINCIDENCES?

SO...ITS BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE "BLOGGED"...OR EVEN WRITTTEN AT ALL, I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH FOCUS FOR A WHILE....A LONG WHILE I SUPPOSE BUT IT HAS BEEN PARTICULARLY BAD FOR THE LAST LITTLE BIT----THOSE OF Y...
Posted by you bore me on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST

itd been a blur...what the hell is going on?

crap. its really been since june that i've written a thing here? i'm sorta workin some shit out, i'm still struggling w/ my mothers death and all the other bolognia that went on this spring---alberto,...
Posted by you bore me on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST

bruce springsteen is still pretty hot...

hmmm. i should be waxing my cookie....or cleaning my room...or writing (real writing)...instead i am sitting on my couch watching the tele...i have this funny system of typing w/ a separate keyboard (...
Posted by you bore me on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

making out...

caN YOU FUCKIN BELIEVE ITS ALREADY JUNE?  sorry for yelling...yeah i'm tired...went to the milky way for a drink w/ sarah, my oldest friend and newest roomate... she and her cat baby kitty are go...
Posted by you bore me on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST

okay what the hell is going on in the world

allright...what the hell is going on i'm watching television w/ sarah, oprah (yeah i know- shutup) and a commercial comes on ---its a kool-aid commercial---when did the kool-aid guy start wearing clot...
Posted by you bore me on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:46:00 PST

tonite...total shitshow

had sarah's birthday dinner at my house tonite---sarah,nate,tj,and sarahs friend jeff (plus tammy and asher)...total shitshow...of course...dinner was good...i cleaned the house, that was good...got n...
Posted by you bore me on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:04:00 PST

golf, nascar and bowling

3 of the 5 channels i get are taken up by the 3 most boring sports 2 watch on tv EVER....a not so distant 4th is BASEBALL...
Posted by you bore me on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:43:00 PST