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Joyce ...Really?

You take the good,....you take the bad...you take them both and there you have the facts of life.

About Me

.. -- START COPY PASTE HERE -- .. -- END COPY PASTE HERE --There is something wrong with women who went to Montessori schools and I am trying to put my finger on it.Free MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider
It's all a blur.... I decided that my "about me" section was way too abrasive for the average person. So, to ensure that I don't offend anyone and to spare anyone trauma, I'll tell you who I really am....I love unicorns and rainbows and Lisa Frank stickers. I cry alot. Oh man, do I cry alot. Especially during Lifetime movies. You'll catch me with a box of tissues in one hand and a box of chocolate in the other. I love long walks on the beach and cotton candy. I never put out on the first date or eat meat off of the bone.I'm lying....................................................... ... P.S. OMG! Middle aged men should not wear tight white jeans...the kind with the hammer hoop on the side...oh I think they are like carpenters jeans, very similar but alot tighter, so tight that you can see their prostate. They should especially not wear them with silk button downs with the first 3 buttons unbuttoned so that you see their curly,grey chest hair. Oh... and definately not with a token 20 year old blonde malibu barbie girl on their arm. This is not attractive.
You Are 16% Capitalist, 84% Socialist
You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed.
As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power.
You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?
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My Interests

I love absolutely fucked up people and music...

I'd like to meet:

you want to meet me...

Music:

Everything really. No Really.

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" .... Anything John Waters or with Johnny Depp in it.

Television:

Campus Ladies, 6 Feet Under, Tracey Ullman, L word, Family Guy, Lil' Bush, anything with Tina Fey in it.

Books:

Allegory of the Cave is part of Socrates the republic....read it...really....Written on the Body,The Heart is Deceitful above all Things, Ahrundhati Roy's God of Small Things

Heroes:

Kathy Bates...I love Kathy Bates more than anything....oh and Kathy Griffin...I want to have her babies.