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Finger Bang City

FBC is the new hotness.

About Me

Buy our bangin' shirts bitches. $10SMALL Tank (for the ladies)MED Tank (for the ladies)LARGE Tank (for the ladies)The sweet sound of sexy. $5

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/18/2005
Band Members: Mutha Superior (rapper, bad-ass) Sloppy C (rapper, rump-shaker) & Captain Fingerbang (Cool Ranch Dorito eater)
Influences: Sandwiches, snacks, laziness, Forever 21, cereal, Aqua Net, sparkles, glitter, shiny stuff, guns, naked chicks holding guns, naked chicks with fake moustaches holding guns, eye patches, erotica, hot gay directors, stalking boys, boys liking us, yelling obscenities, running red lights, sailors, sweating, robbing banks, naked pillow fights, soft-core porn, hard-core porn, puppies, making out, stilettos, tube socks, switchblade knifes, pocket knives, steak knives, plastic knives, beer, body shots, asses, dope, contraception, milkshakes, sushi, bones, skulls, kung fu, tennis, wall ball, balls, power tools, cowboy hats, booze, whores, boobs, new panties, hair dye, wet t-shirt contests, monkeys, going commando, fish nets, fishing, fake eyelashes, J. Lo, scams, dice, stealing, petty crimes, smuggling, keystering dope, killing people, high fives, low fives, hang-loose, the shocker, gang signs, sunglasses, K-Y, vibrators, strap-ons, tampons, douches, training bras, dive bars, Joey bars, gay bars, masturbating, kitty cats, group sex, key swapping parties, swamps, Mr. Dirty Sanchez, The Good Reverend Hot Plate, Texas, Big hair, Jersey, Corn Dogs, Trailer Parks, Beer cozies, whipped cream, doing it with virgins, corruption, fistfights, champagne out of the bottle, trashing hotel rooms, fisting, lesbians, straight people, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, fast cars, I Saw U’s, road rage, elevator music, stealing cars, pregnancy tests, shot-gun weddings, cross-dressing, working out, yoga, stuffing our bras, turkey and stuffing, tater tots, Jack Daniels, Ass Well Gin, Moonshine, cowboy boots, cow bells, monster truck rallies, demolition derbies, massages, hand-jobs, blow jobs, mohawks, fauxhawks, modowns, pony tails, pigtails, flipflops, Clackamas Claw, BBQs, drumsticks, meat, guitars, wailing guitar solos, The Crue, thumb wrestling, ping-pong, meth, drive-bys, tattoos, street cred, tripping people, SARS, practical jokes, wedgies, wet willies, swirlies, hickies, noogies, heckling, spitting, bubble-gum, quarters, strip poker, stripping, dirty dancing, Patrick Swayze, Kevin Fucking Bacon, Bacon, pigs in a blanket, cheese, headgear, retainers, savings accounts, bling, bitches & hos, chopsticks, chapstick, math, sign language, ancient Egypt, the SATs, multiple choice, .. 2 pencils, sniffing Sharpies, eating paste, sniffing glue, huffing stuff, MAC makeup, mac computers, daddy macks, playas, playa hatas, vitamin water, emergen-c, Tylenol PM, vicodin cocktails, black tar heroin, opium, stolen opium pipes from my dad, freebasing, knifehits of coke and pixie sticks, Kool-aid, Band-Aids, cell phones, baby-daddy, text messaging, flirting.
Sounds Like: Two hot bitches with stolen studio time.
Record Label: Dry Hump Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Imitation is the sexiest form of flattery.

There there my little mermaid. Let me soothe your angst with a chai bubble tea and a hug. I can only imagine how distressing this news must be for a young man in his formative years. Watching an idol ...
Posted by Finger Bang City on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:54:00 PST

Tour'd.

NY pics: http://vaindeer.com/photos/116 Baltimore pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/armistarphoto/sets/721576005649 27604/ DC pics: Ask your mom.And 38 cans of Aquanet later: ...
Posted by Finger Bang City on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:37:00 PST

Hate Mail.

Thank God I read your email! I was just about to walk over to my boss's desk, letter of resignation in hand, ready to give up my coveted position at the largest independent ad agency in the world so t...
Posted by Finger Bang City on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

At least 3 months of masturbation material.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fingerbangcity/
Posted by Finger Bang City on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

It's our duty to sexy things up.

http://bengootscar.blogspot.com/2006/12/finger-bang-city-sex y-punch-to-your.html
Posted by Finger Bang City on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

We got 99 problems but our tits ain't one.

Or four. Watch your front cause Sloppy and Yo Mutha are back packing a new beat, hella heat, and no longer living on the street. Get your knockers off with "My Tits"the latest cover of Mickey Avalon'...
Posted by Finger Bang City on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST

We're the new famous.


Posted by Finger Bang City on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:55:00 PST

We're whores. And not because we work in advertising.


Posted by Finger Bang City on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:42:00 PST

If posting reviews is for pussies...

...then consider us two giant hot pussies. ...
Posted by Finger Bang City on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:39:00 PST

We accept...

...but can't promise monogamy, bitches. Cool?
Posted by Finger Bang City on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:44:00 PST