100% PURE BAD ASS FUCK YOU KINDA METAL, JUST LIKE THIS...
Facecage - Crown Of Scorn
forever-throwdown
Lamb Of God - Redneck
I'd like to meet:
OK, we're gonna change this around a little bit. Rather than making a list of people I'd like to meet, because quite frankly I like to meet everyone, even if I think you're stupid, at least I know you're there and can then properly plot your destruction. No, what this section is going to be is a list of people that I'd like to go postal on. People whom make me want to go out and start stabbing babies. People who get under my skin and top the list of people that will be on the chopping block when my plans for world domination finally come to fruition.
ANYONE with a Kenney Chesney, Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline, or P-diddy, song on their myspace profile, as well as Kenney Chesney, Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline, and P-diddy. These people seriously make me want to go all David Burkowitz on the world. Brittany Spears makes me want to start lobbing hand-grenades at little old ladies.
ACTORS AND ACTRESSESS AND MUSICIANS WHO THINK THAT BECAUSE OF THEIR CELEBRITY STATUS THEY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT POLITICS MAKE ME WANT TO CLIMB A TOWER AT THE NEAREST UNIVERSITY WITH A RIFLE AND JUST START SHOOTING. Dave Mathews, Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Susan Surandon, and Rosie Odonnel all top this list. And I don't give a fuck if I spelled their names right, they're not worth the effort for me to google them and look up how to spell their names. Next time you open your mouths and start in on your political rhetoric, just remember that I'm going to start clubbing baby seals.
Along those lines, anyone who is preachy about the bible...alright fuck you "I'm sittin' on the side of Satan." BASICALLY, people who take themselves too seriously make me want to start gouging eyeballs and ask questions later.
Vegans who have to tell me that animal cruelty is bad...you know what? I don't give a shit, baby cow tastes yummy. I don't care how fucking cute it is, if it tastes good, I'm gonna eat it. "Meat is murder", well...ok, just as long as you cut that fucking pigs throat so I can get my bacon, I can live with being a murderer (hell, I've done worse, "here kitty kitty kitty"). I have pointy teeth for a reason, so do you, get off your high horse and lets eat something cute, cuddley, and delicious.
Anyone who defines themselves on their sexuality. I'm not a homophobe, in fact, I could care less about what gets you off in the bedroom. But please, try to bring something to the friendship table besides what your sexual preference is, it gets old. Bring something real. If all I ever talked about was my hetrosexual status, I'd be just as boring as you are, try talking about something besides what gets you off in bed please.
People who are obsessed with celebrities. Could there really be anything more pathetic? Hey, you know what, there are alot of celebrities that I admire, hell, I even personally know one or two. I have lots of respect for them, and they do inspire me. I'm not talking about admiriation or inspiration (without those things, how the fuck would we ever better ourselves, or strive to be bigger than what we are.) No, I'm talking about those creepy fuckers who know how many hairs Kevin Smith has growing out of the mole on the small of his back. The fucking psycho freaks who know what Kerry King had for breakfast on August 24th, 1985. The fucking jerk-off who knows how many times Clint Eastwood masturbates in a day. I'm talking about the statistic freaks who can tell you how many yards passing John Elway had in his 5th grade Little League game against the East-Denver Turd Burglars off the top of his head. You fuckers make me puke (which really pisses me off because I ate that baby seal because it was yummy, not to puke it up you pricks.) GMCS(SW/CC/SEAL)Gibson once told me something when I was a just a baby trying to be a tadpole that I will never forget: "Hero's are supposed to inspire, but don't become so consumed with the achievements of others, that you forget to make some of your own."
There will be more added when I can think of more different kinds of people who piss me off.
Music:
SOME FRIENDS AND FELLOW FREAKS:
TOOL SUCKS!!! (AND IF YOU DON'T GET THAT FUCK YOU)
On A Pale Horse
Odium
Throwdown
M.S.I.
Blood for Blood
Lamb of God
Cradle of Filth
Opeth
Ass Jack
The Misfits
Children of Bodom
Mortiferous Scorn
Calous
FACECAGE
Taciturn
The Goodyear Pimps
Testament
Slayer
Motorhead
Ministry
The Dead Kennedy's
Rancid
HENRY MOTHER FUCKIN' ROLLINS!!!
I wouldn't kick Rob Zombie in the nuts for the music he makes
Pantera
Rivkit
Ani Difranco (Fuck off, She does kick ass!)
Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains
Did I mention Alice in Chains?
Helmet
I still like me some Rage Against The Machine
Fugazi
Zeppelin
Johny Cash
Dave Grohl
Tenacious D
Method and Red
A Perfect Circle
Rammstein fuckin' rules
Stone Sour
Mother Love Bone
Mudvayne
SLIPKNOT(best for last)
Actually my music collection is vast, and my tastes are many, I listen to music non stop. If I'm not playing it myself, I'm listening to someone else. And even though I play accoustic, I don't play fucking Dave Matthews or Jack Johnson or John Mayer everyday fucking acoustic guitar. I guarantee you've never seen an acoustic set like mine, it's the darkest thing you'll ever see on stage with an acoustic guitar.
Heroes:
"There are no such things as 'heroes', there are only normal men doing what they do everyday, seen by the right people, at the right moment in time."
So here are a some videos by a few normal guys who continue to inspire me...
SliPknOT
FACECAGE
Stone Sour
If I'm drunk or not, this is the man who just shouldn't dare me to do things
FUCKING THROWDOWN BITCH
Cradle of Filth
The men who changed my life
