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Lipgloss & Motoroil {ASHC}

sugar, spice & a dash of sass...all blended together creates my sweet ass

About Me

I kick so much ass my shoes smell like shit. I am a little silly, a little sassy, a little girly & a lot tomboy all rolled into one. Born and raised in Iowa, I have a midwest sense of values (until I have had too much to drink, then it all goes out the window). I may be a little crazy, but at the same time I am completely grounded. I am a walking contradiction, & I like it that way. I don't deal well with change, I like things a certain way...MY WAY. I am definately not known for my patience, but at the same time I am pretty laid back & easy to get along with. I don't ever expect much from anyone, if I need something I get it myself. Highly independent and a little untrusting. I firmly believe that if you have no regrets, then you don't get out enough. I am outgoing, but I can also be incredibly shy. If I am in my surroundings i am fine, but get extremely closed off when in unfamiliar territory. I am the biggest commitment-phobe I know, I do not date nor do I want to. I would rather go without than to ever ask for help...my pride gets in the way of almost everything. I am a meat eater and damn proud of that. I might have a slight bacon fetish. I think you can find at least one good thing about everyone you meet, even if they are a complete asshole...at they are good at it. I have a strange fascination/addiction for wifebeaters, converse & mens pants. I prefer salty to sweet, and have no tolerance for jellybeans. The only one real talent I have is that I can fix just about anything by breaking it more. I can be incredibly shallow at times and honest to the point of brutal. I know North, South, East and West better than right or left. I use this "..." far too often in sentences. I can be incredibly immature and talking about poop and farting makes me laugh until tears are rolling down my face. Personally, I think I am awesome...but I have proven time and time again that I don't really care about myself. I love beer. I drink, maybe a little too much. I always manage to have a good time regardless of the situation.
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My Interests

music, booze and new experiences.

I'd like to meet:

I am not on here to find a guy or to fall in love. There is a thin line between stupid and dead...so keep that in mind. Unless you are a band, and i can hear your music...do not just send a friend request, you really should write something to introduce yourself. I won't add you otherwise. Well, unless I already know you, we have things in common, or you're really, really good looking.

Music:

Elvis, Elvis, ELVIS (he's first...because he's the King) Snapcase, Koffin Kats, Blood for Blood, Sworn Enemy, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, The Cramps, Dropkick Murphys, Mad Sin, Discipline,Nina Simone, The Disasters, Lars Fredericksen and the Bastards, Ducky Boys, The Formaldehydes, Street Dogs, Frank Sinatra, Photon Torpedoes, The Distillers, Deke Dickerson, In Cold Blood, Murphys Law, Agnostic Front, Cro-mags, US Roughnecks, Ella Fitzgerald, Oxymoron, Evil Beaver, The Chickenhawks,The Afterdarks, Gutter Demons, Sick Of It All, The 440's, Bad Reputation, Social D, The Tossers, Etta James, The Transplants, Murder City Devils, Haze the Hides, The Riverboat Gamblers, Throwdown, The Henchmen, Rancid, AntiHeros, Beverly Killbillies, Rat City Riot, The Briggs, Corpse Show Creeps, and on and on and on

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Anchorman, Dodgeball, The Abyss, Snatch, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, The Usual Suspects, American History X, Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels, Waiting, Grandma's Boy, The Last Samuri, and many many more.

Television:

I recently had to quit watching the Today Show. That Meredith Viera needs a kick to the crotch. I have never seen someone who tries to portray themselves as wholesome and sweet and be such an interrupting bitch.

Books:

Shortest Fairy Tale Ever..... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank beer & went to shows, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and farted whenever she wanted. The End.

Heroes:

the person who invented crest white strips the person who came up with the concept for hot pockets the person who invented Lipgloss..i will forever be in your debt and you are a true genius. And pretty much anyone who can make me laugh. Seriously

My Blog

Maybe...

Maybe someone will approach me someday and ask me a question. Maybe he will be someone who's smarter than I am, but wouldn't ever consider telling me that. Maybe he'll like sitting on benche...
Posted by Lipgloss & Motoroil {ASHC} on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:23:00 PST

Me vs. The Frat Boy

I went out for a couple "adult beverages" as planned on Friday after work. Lori and I went to Gronaus, and Alison joined up with us. After a couple drinks we went to The Twisted Parrot. Mind you I had...
Posted by Lipgloss & Motoroil {ASHC} on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:41:00 PST