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About Me

I've spent a lot of time in confined areas with music and instruments. I am deeply in love with music. I've played the guitar and sang for about 13 years. A handful of years ago, I picked up a bass and started jamming with some dudes in a band called Divided We Stand. Try us out; we leave you with a fresh, minty feeling and a streak-free shine. I can also play the drums, but I'm pretty sloppy anymore. It would probably help to own a drum set... Some people might tell you I'm an electric kazoo virtuoso as well, but I'm too modest to tell you that myself. I will tell you I play a wicked female organ, however.

Other than that, I'm a total computer geek. I love useless information. I smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish. I'm constantly amusing myself. I will always make a really bad joke if I see the opportunity; or a good joke for that matter. I don't know anything about cars. I absolutely despise sports. I love old video games and computer games. I don't watch very much TV - too many people are pacified by that flickering box. Same with movies; I rarely ever go to the movie theater. All those movie lines you have crammed into your cranium to spew out in conversation just fly right over my head most of the time. I'm the guy that reads half of a book, then puts it down and will probably never finish it. But I'm addicted to the internet. I will sit there and read on the internet for hours and hours. It's an endless sea of information and pornography.

Disclaimer: If I say anything on MySpace that offends you.. I don't really care. You can go fuck yourself. I am more than willing to debate any point I have made, however, if you can do so without being a jackass and can refrain from calling me names instead of actually trading information and point-of views.


Friend requests: If I have not met you in person, it's likely that I will not accept your request. If I don't know you and you send me a friend request without writing me some sort of message and trying to have a conversation with me, your request will just sit there until you do. If you are a band and I think you suck, I will deny your friend request. If you are a fake porn chick, I will look at your pictures, then subsequently deny your request :)

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My Blog

Best Of

Recently, someone had told me that after finding my page they had subsequently read all my blogs in a row. After looking over what I have up here to see what level of embarrassment I should be feeling...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:33:00 GMT

What Would Jeffro Do?

About a week or so ago, some religious propaganda arrived at my house, as it does periodically. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about - "Free prayer rug enclosed!", "YOUR church news", "Jesus needs...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Sometimes, I think I’m the biggest nerd ever...

..then I'm proven wrong.Normally, you wouldn't catch me in the mall. Most of the time, as I wander through a mall, my thoughts amount to this: "Man.. It would be much easier for me to count how many p...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:30:00 GMT

Watching TV..

..makes me wanna karate chop people in the throatFirst, let me explain my policy towards TV...It's a waste of time, most of the time. Television is a fantastic technological tool which could be used f...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:02:00 GMT

Smoking ban.

The Iowa House has approved a bill (55-44) that bans indoor smoking in most businesses and public places but exempts casinos.http://www.kcci.com/ne...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Crappy Poetry Night

Words like bullets to my brainChemicals to ease the painResurrected from the pyreWords that make my ears grow tiredTime that circles round and roundBeginning always where I'm foundWords that lift me t...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:41:00 GMT

What the deuce?!

I just noticed that I have 222 friends on MySpace. You know what that means? It means that everyone on my friends list is equal to three deuces :P I always knew it. This is just the objective proo...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:21:00 GMT

The Long and Winding Road

Is it possible to get on or off of 235 anymore?I needed to get home to the west side from the south side. The closest and most familiar route from where I was coming from was MLK to 235 west.I'm comin...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:55:00 GMT

Yeah, I know. I'm a geek. I accepted it long ago.

While browsing the interweb for info about a product that I didn't know existed and didn't clearly understand how it worked, I stumbled on a website that I thought was kind of interesting.The people t...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:42:00 GMT

A funny little trick..

..I noticed that I inadvertently play on the check-out person at Hy-vee:They have a routine of ringing you up, counting out your change, and then handing you your receipt from the printer with your ch...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:41:00 GMT