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PnkRckBtch

"It used to be 'gaydar', but now its just, 'Do you want to be Gay-dar?'"

About Me

Hmmm, I feel like I should be able to just rattle off a few paragraphs about myself and surprisingly, I cant. damnit. Lets see.....Im an overly relaxed down to earth guy who can also be the exact opposite. I work at a hospital. I bring gross gooey things to the lab or legs that have been cut off people to the morgue, yum. Its definitely interesting, thats for damn sure. Oh the OR. Good times. I love having a good time and being happy. Happiness is one of th most important things in this short thing we call life, so do things that make you happy. You should live everday as your last, even if its cliche, like my bio thing. Ive been doing theatre my entire life, which explains a lot about me. There is no greater feeling in the world than being onstage....except for the occasional mindblowing orgasm....lets all take a moment......fantastic(note the word 'occasional') But now i have a real job so I dont have time for theatre but I will someday...as a sad little tear rolls down my cheek.I like to dance and sing, and shop and eat and make people laugh and feel good. I like playing beer pong with silly straight people and Lauren, and smoking too much so that my future emphysema hurts. Im a good guy, I dont know. If you would really like to know about me just friend me or talk to me. Im really nice, and im cute;) and im totally modest.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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My Interests

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[the guarenteed time waster]
[things they always put at the beginning... for some reason]
[name]: Nicky
[nickname]: FTA, Whorina, Sunshine, Grumpy, SEXY
[dob]: 10-31-85
[location]: Tucson-bleh
[school]: whats school?
[current]
[date]: 11/17/06, i think
[time]: 1905, for those of you who dont know, thats 705pm
[obsession]: Sadly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, food, video games and sex
[desire]: Tom.
[book]: The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
[mood]: Im a little burnt out, coming down off a high caffeine buzz
[thoughts]: I really want a cigarette. I hate my job. Maybe I'll just quite. Wheres Kirby? I want my cigarette. hmm...martinis. How does ink come out of pens?
[distractions]: nothing, Im in a little room all by myself with the door shut. Im not even sure if I can hear calls. whatever, fucking fire me
[so we're interested in...]
[taken or single]: Very taken, thankyou
[if taken, name please]: TOMMY!!!
[if taken, how long for]: not long enough
[if taken, fling or relationship]: LTR, definitely.
[if taken, is it love]: true love
[if single, crush name]: no thanks
[if single, how long crushin]: blahblahblah
[if single, does (s)he like you back]: probably not
[longest relationship lasted]: off and on for 5 years count? or however long I dealt with, I mean, dated connor
[shortest relationship]: a few hours
[ever dated someone you didnt like]: just to get stuff? yeah
[if so, why]: he had a hummer!
[ever cheated]: nope:) im virtuous
[ever been cheated on]: unfortunately, and thats why I dont cheat. bloody assholes. eww.
[ever considered cheating]: not really...
[wrong or okay to check out others while taken]: only kinda okay, and then take them home and have a sexy no-name threesome.
[more flings or relationships]: me?-flings, but i prefer relationships that work.
[last person dated besides current]: Steve. lol.
[first boy/girlfriend]: I cant think back that far, sorry.
[friends for relationship advice]: only certain ones, like Lauren. They have to be on the same mind set as yourself.
[secret relationships]: Im not 14.
[know the person before going out]: maybe a little bit, like; "Are you an axe-murderer?"
[looks or personality]: both. very both.
[best way to get facts outta someone]: fuck them.
[tell crushes youre crushing]: always
[girl or guy to make the first move]: umm...I think its hot when girls make the move on straight guys, i dont know if they think its hot, go girls. But when youre gay, it kinda doesnt matter, but its probably me
[ever gotten back with someone]: yes...
[celebrate anniversaries]: yes:) but not like, in an annoying way.
[remember anniversaries]: I do.
[best]
[friend]: LAUREN!
[word]: FUCK or CUNT or SPATULA
[phrase]: "can I get another round?"
[color]: black
[movie]: Dirty Love
[song]: Anything by Ace of Base
[book]: harry pooter
[anti-boredom activity]: masturbation
[place to be on a friday]: certainly not at work.
[place to shop]: LA!
[time to go shopping]: Whenever!
[vacation spot]: Vegas if you want to party down. or Ibiza. GREECE or someplace pretty
[worst]
[enemy]: I dont know if I have an enemy right now...maybe my other half or something like that
[thing to say to a friend]: I fucked your man
[date to forget]: your moms birthday, 420, your signifacant others birthday
[movie]: Winnebago? Wendigo? wendigo
[song]: Anything by justin Timberlake
[book]: The Truth about Diamonds by Nicole Richie...yes, I own it
[nightmare]: werewolves, duh.
[color]: yellow or brown, im not a huge fan of things that resemble piss and shit
[feeling]: loneliness, that feeling right before youre going to throw up, and when you have to fake an orgasm just to make them cum faster cuz youre totally not diggin it
[time to say 'you look fat']: to fat people. Youre not supposed to tell fat people they are fat.
[moment]: in my life? when I stopped drinking today to come to work
[how are you on...]
[turnng in homework]: I dont think I EVER did that.
[giving advice]: Im really good, if you want the blunt, honest, slit-your-wrist painful truth
[lying]: Im an actor, im damn good. That makes me a "professional liar" basically
[writing stories]: I can do it in my head, but I have a hard time making them real
[explaining things]: sometimes I pull a blonde and justhave a ridiculously hard time, I stutter and lose track and sometimes I just go on and on cuz i like to tangent.
[cooking]: Im good, if I hav e aclean kitchen and food. I really enjoy cooking actually
[remembering things]: Im blonde and I smoked pot for like....ever.
[acting]: I think im pretty good. I can lie really well, so...
[sneaking out]: CHAMP! granted I havent had to do that since I was like....13
[keeping a secret]: Im really good at that...right, Lauren?
[taking pictures]: who cares.
[what do you think of when i say]
[friends]: I miss lauren
[park]: I totally cant remember where I parked my car today
[lines]: ::snort::.....::bleed::...."heh, rusty pipes"
[boring]: work. although tonites been rather bitchy.
[eating]: I LOVE EATING!
[pictures]: I want some nudie pictures of Tom and I, im sure we could make some money
[myspace]: retarded
[school]: shithole
[have you ever]
[gotten caught stealing]: actually I dont think so, Im slick
[gotten caught sneaking out]: after the fact when Dana told my mom. bitch
[lied to your best friend]: I would never lie to lauren, and when I do I just tell her the truth a few hours later
[corrected a lie]: its like Im psychic or something
[done a selfless good deed]: no good deed goes unpunished
[heard someone tell you they love you]: sure have. some real, some fake. assholes
[lost something important to you]: my virginity...wait, that wasnt important
[done something that had bad consequences]: thats my life. bad consequences
[danced in public]: "I wanna dance with somebody. I wanna feel the heat with somebody" I love dancing
[scared someone who had the hiccups]: no, but Libby scared the hell out of me once by telling me she was pregnant..it worked though
[rock climbed]: Gods no. thats a tragedy waiting to happen, im too clumsy
[ridden on a plane]: Many times. woohoo.
[gotten seasick]: I dont think Ive ever been given the opportunity, but I dont think I would get it
[had things remind you of people]: who hasnt? this whole survey has
[zoned out for a long time]: especially when im driving
[fallen asleep during class]: or every class.
[been called a bad name]: and for good reason.
[been overcomplimented]: yes, tom. lol
[formed a subparty at a really boring party]: Dude, I do that everywhere cuz I AM the party...and Im anti-social and people suck
[been forced to do anything]: I do what I want.
[dissed plans with friends]: never on purpose
[told someone off then walked away with your head held high]: Like, everyday.
[heard someone say theyre proud of you]: My mommy. and Lauren cuz I havent quit....yet
[and now what]
[current time]: 2120. aka 920, I had to take a long break
[now whatll you do]: pretend to work.
[youre bored again, arent you]: you have no idea.
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODEtheatre, singing, dancing, fucking, interior design, traveling, drinking, Buffy, Sex and the City, stupid shit, sleeping, bartending, movies, TV, parties, sarcasm, travel, LA, California, New York, Comedy, Psychology, Laughing

I'd like to meet:

If I could go back in time, Id wanna meet Snoopy

Music:

Utada Hikaru - Hikari Simple and Clean

Add to My Profile | More VideosIm WAY out of the music loop. Umm.....SAVE FERRIS(Monique powell), Frou Frou, Dido, GC(im embarassed, but its true), Utada Hikaru!, Garbage, Ace of base, Allister, Maroon 5, 80s, 70s, Kelly Clarkson, Ben folds, NIN, Immortal Technique, Carly Simon, Cyndi Lauper, Linkin Park, I like music...

Movies:

Labyrinth, Ella Enchanted, Goonies, Mean Girls, The Vampire Effect, Legend, Harry Potter, Josie and the Pussycats, Stepmom, Garden State, My Best Friends Wedding, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A mighty Wind, Beatlejuicebeetlejuicebeetleuice, Relax...Its Just Sex, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Shes the Man, Breakfast Club, Porn, In her Shoes, The Family Stone, Underworld1and2, Earth Girls are Easy, The Long Kiss Goodnite, Tank Girl, Just one of the boys/girls, Irreversible, DIRTY LOVE, Little Miss Sunshine, Flashdance, Cube, Pi, Monster Squad, Hercules, Dark Crystal, 10 things I hate bout you, Final Destination1&2kinda3, more
Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one. You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good big of goofy fun.Your love style: Idealistic yet quirkyYour Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic What Movie Is Your Love Life Like?

Television:

I'll Never Tell

Add to My Profile | More VideosBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, Sex and the City, the L Word, XENA, Jem, Weeds, The Simple Life, Fat Actress, Twins, teachers, Smallville,The facts of life, Fear Factor, Space Ghost, Sealab2021, Robot Chicken, the news..., Friends, Curb your Enthusiasm, Talk Soup, Most reality TV, Family Guy, POPULAR, Alias

Books:

Harry potter, The Hitchhikers series, The Witches of Eileanan, Alice in Wonderland, any book on mythology or psychology, Anne Rice, Dean Koontz...more.

Heroes:

Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton.

My Blog

spiral

You know that downward spiral people talk about being in? When everything sucks and just continually gets worse? And everyone says, "It gets darker before the dawn." Fuck that. It gets darker before i...
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:59:00 PST

Check out this event: Dirty Secrets

Hosted By: Nick Cianciotto c/o Alternative Theater CompanyWhen: Friday Sep 05, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere Temple of Music and Art Cabaret Theatre330 S. Scott AveTucson, Arizona|3 85701United StatesDescripti...
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:06:00 PST

Tag, Im it?

so, i forgot to copy and paste this whole fucking thing so just deal with it. Ive been tagged and Im supposed to post a blog with 10 random ass facts about myself, and then pick 10 other people to do ...
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:54:00 PST

so long my friend.

So I am kinda sad to say, that on Monday, I will be losing my Lady Lump. I know its time for it to go, but it still feels weird parting with it. All those jokes....my lovely lady lump, check it out......
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:10:00 PST

Imadoku yakusoki nante

I just found the J-pop station on Itunes and IM SO EXCITED!!!!
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:48:00 PST

Fucking A

Did you know some idiot made Caffeinated Vodka? No really. With Guarana. Caffeine and Guarana, in vodka. Sound like a good idea? No, just no.Im fucking wasted and cant go to sleep. Someones gonna die ...
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:12:00 PST

Im bad. And completely nerdy

So. Ive been really good and its something Ive been able to put off for a HELLALONG muthafucking time, but I just couldnt wait anymore. Its fine. it comes out in less than 5 days. I finally watched th...
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 07:08:00 PST

popping my cherry

*POP*
Posted by PnkRckBtch on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:27:00 PST