Monique

"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: The fashionable nonconformist" *********** Ayn Rand *********************** i live for sheet-fort making. i like to sit in my sheet forts and eat Captain Crunch Berries with soy milk and watch Spongebob.......i like to take off my clothes when I am drunk and do silly things....like run down residential Hollywood streets pushing shopping carts at 3am (that's probably why i don't drink anymore)........I give inadimate objects names. My new friends are "Fred" the paper shredder, and "Koko" my car....i like to act like a baby sometimes and let you take care of me.... i have a fish named "Chicken" and two aquatic frogs named "Bubbah" and "Charro" and I talk to them often, and very loud so that they can hear me. i make cupcakes...i am famous for them, as my vegan (but don't taste vegan) soups, my late night walks through the Hollywood Hills, and my ability to love people in ways they have never been loved before. i try to practice moderate indulgence (if that even exists) in most things....while some things are better left alone. i love to watch the PBS show NOVA. I have been renting all of the DVD specials that they put out.....and i watch them by myself. cuz i am a total fuckin nerd-ass. i am SICK OF DRAMAAAAAAAAAAA. i am sick of my own drama, and the drama that other people have to dish out..although I am attracted to it in a very strange way...and at the same time, i am also sick of people that AVOID drama. i am not at all interested in spending FIVE minutes of my time with people that are not emotionally brave, mature and connected. Pun is my life. i am pun-tastic and very punny and I like to have lots of pun. i like to dance...i will dance anywhere and I make up songs about anything...the songs usually start with: "I love______so much"....and they can go on for hours.....the last one was about soyritos. Ah yes, and basically, all I eat is a tortilla with anything soy in it. Chick-nugs, boca burgers, soy dogs.....in a whole wheat tortilla. i am a mogul...i invented the "Soy-rito". i pop-lock myself in and out of parties......i am the dance-off master, never to have been beaten.... and people love to come over to my house and play games with me and let me feed them. There is comfort and warmth in my home, and a sanctity not often found in LA exists in my place. I just got the 90's Trivial Pursuit.....I also have UNO, Taboo and Scrabble and I like to drink coffee with Bailey's sometimes......i hate to shower, but i shower anywayz.....but i hate it........i love hello kitty and deery-lou and my best friend is a stuffed monkey named maurice. i wish i had a dog. i have a darkly dark side. but don't worry, i normally won't force it on you. i am not scared of much.....you cannot tell me anything that might surprise me...and i will not judge you, cuz whatever you have to say, i have probably done it or thought about it too. empathy is king. so is the 70's rock, as is compassion. i am unimpressed with your career, your band, what labels you wear,who you have fucked and who you know. i am totally impressed with your emotional bravery in the form of vulnerability, and how much you have seen. i am also totally impressed with people that do not give a fuck what anyone thinks....men that can take care of situations without me having to ask....women that can step up.....and skinny, tall, boys that can pun me into a corner. i am into glamour and trannies and rollerskating and fashion...but i cannot fit into anything high fashion, so i talk a lot of shit abt it. i write music, i make records, i produce...and the solo record will come out when it is ready. i make clothes, i have a sense of humour and i really want to meet you so that we can be friends one day.