Unless we love and are loved, each of us is alone, each of us is deeply lonely-Mortimer J. Adler...I am a lonely wanderer on this dark ocean called life.Und der Wald er steht so schwarz und leer,Weh mir, oh weh, Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr,Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein, Ohne dich, Mit dir bin ich auch allein, Ohne dich, Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich, Mit dir stehen die Sekunden, Lohnen nicht.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE My score on The Horribly Great Zombie Survival Test :
Zombie Freak
(You scored 76% On My Test!)
You Will Survive For Many Months And Will Succeed Were Others Have Fallen... You May Not Be The Most Hansom Of The Pack But Seem To Last Longer Than Others! You Are Like Jesus To Any Other Survivors You Meet And Will Grab Safety With A Firm Grip...
Link: The Horribly Great Zombie Survival Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The RPG Class Test :
Bard
(77% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 79% Intellect, 41% Spirituality)
Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard!A decent warriors, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt.Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you're probably good at most things you try. You don’t have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now... and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better.
Link: The RPG Class Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test :
Zombie Master.
(You scored 70% survivability and 65% kickass-ability!)
You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.
Link: The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test :
The Cardinal
(You scored 55% Cardinal, 41% Monk, 23% Lady, and 40% Knight!)
You are the real power behind the throne. No one dares dispute or refuse you. Which is good because that's how you get things done. You are also, however, completely corrupt and highly immoral. This doesn't bother you in the least as you lounge around your rich comfortable surroundings, reveling in wealth and authority.
Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test :
Satan
(You scored 90% Pride, 90% Envy, 85% Ambition, and 100% Deceitfulness!)
You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you "The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS &A Child of Israel &The Serpent &The Phillistine &Judas Iscariot &Jonah &The Demon &The Fallen Angel &The False Prophet &Goliath &Pharaoh &King Nebuchadnezzar &Caiaphas &King Saul &Cain &The Antichrist &Satan
Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
You Were a Crow
Eternally wise, you have a deep understand of ethics.
You guide people from the darkness to the light. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
How evil are you?
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze Mr. Freeze 74% Dr. Doom 73% The Joker 61% Two-Face 60% Venom 55% Magneto 55% Dark Phoenix 55% Kingpin 53% Lex Luthor 51% Apocalypse 51% Green Goblin 48% Juggernaut 44% Riddler 43% Catwoman 33% Poison Ivy 24% Mystique 16% You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.
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