Music:
Member Since: 6/7/2004
Band Website: porkchopexpress.net
Band Members: BenJammin: guitar, percussion, keys, sfx;Lasagna: bass, keys, percussion, vocal fx, sfx
Guest appearances- Stevey D: percussion; Dean Simmons: Horns; M Castellana: percussion; M Gallina: keys, sfx, filler; M. Biskup: advice
Sounds Like: It's not a very easy chore to explain what the the Express sounds like, however it's nowhere near impossible. Let's give it a shot....
-Take any 27 of the 10,000 Maniacs and put them in a room that has 28 chairs in a circle facing outwards, and just about every music instument known to man in the center of the circle. Everyone must sit in a chair! That's important.
-Now, the 2 maniacs with the empty chair in between them must stand up and proceed to the center of the circle (with the instruments). Then the other 25 maniacs will turn their chairs inward and grab an instrument of choice and return to their seats.
-The 2 standing will then fight each other till the death of one of them while the 25 maniacs score the live event. All of this will be recorded of course.
-Once one of them has been finished off and the music has come to end, the recording will then be given to the PorkChop Express. They will then keep only a few measures (if any at all), water it down, make it a 4/4 count so that it can be comprehended to the population, and call it there own.
-Remove another chair and repeat the process with the remaining maniacs.
Optional idea alert!! (for the experienced): Make sure each maniac doesn't use the same instrument twice.
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