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Master Ninja Ryu

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About Me


I don't eat anything that poops.


I played in the Nintendo World Championship in Madison Sq., when I was little. I was good enough to play on stage. I was awesome then; I'll destroy you now!
I'm not in to kick ass parties... I'm in to kick rabbits parties!
Past Injuries - 2 broken arms (one left 85', one right 90') - 2 broken wrists (one left 92, one right 93') - 3 sprained ankles, possibly 4 (two left 04' x 2, two right 93' and 01') - 2 contusions, at least (One above my left ankle 03' and one on my left foot 98') - 1 broken rib (2001) - 1 broken toe (The big one, done in Karate 98') - 3 torn ACLs (one left 98', two right 05' and 06') - 100s of scars, cuts, and bruises (1980 +)

Current Games I'm Playing

Gears of War (Xbox 360)

Advance Wars: Duel Strike (DS)

Ninja Gaiden Black (Xbox

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (DS)

Splinter Cell: Double Anal (Xbox 360)

Games I'm Looking Forward To

Hellgate: London(PC)

Halo 3 (Xbox 360)

Rainbow 6: Vegas (Xbox 360 and PC)

Half-Life 2: Episode II (PC)

BioShock (Xbox 360)


This is the site Vin Diesel doesn't want you to see!

I designed this visual sausomeness with Fuckin XHTML, Bitches !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who:

Can Psycho-flex.

My Blog

World Cup 2006

    The World Cup is like no other sporting event on earth.  It is truely a game that includes all nations and brings everyone together.  Watching the world cup is not like wa...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 14:41:00 GMT

Another Torn ACL

Well the shitty luck for me apparently has not yet ended.  I tore, or at least partially tore, my right ACL again.  I am so amazinly bummed out I don't think words can describe how I feel......
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:49:00 GMT

R.I.P. Skateboarding

    This morning I tweaked my knee again.  Apparently I can't handle any lateral movements.  I'm sad to say that this is the end of my skateboarding career.  I can't poss...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:15:00 GMT

Fuckin Shit... Knee!!!

God damn it if I didn't f my knee up again!  Luckily it's not an ACL tear, and appears to be a sprain.  This is causing me to not want to skate.  Erik... I'm following in your footsteps...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 14:02:00 GMT

Blunt - to - Fakie to Fuck That...

Blunt to fakie... that's some scary shit.  I tried over and over on Saturday, but everytime I pop out... I just go to rock.  It's gonna take some time for me to get the huevos up to do those...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 19:49:00 GMT

My New Job

    It's amazing.  I've been @ my new job for a month and a half now and I have to say.... I love it.  I love it all.  I'm so happy I get to go to work and deal with vide...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:44:00 GMT

Arizona

Fuckin Arizona.  What a state.  It's been a kick ass time out here at the Ranchero de Overlyhessian.  Skateboarding, drinking, pool, Wholefoods... and occasionally passing out in my own...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:48:00 GMT

New Job!

    Finally, I've got a new job.  After months of searching, I have found a job that I am interested in, and one that's interested in me.  As of January 30th, I will be workin...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 21:20:00 GMT

MASTER NINJA

    I did it.  I finished Ninja Gaiden Black on Master Ninja.  It took a hell of a lot of work and a few bruised thighs, but it's finished.  My final ranking, worldwide, ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:20:00 GMT

Fat-Tailed Gilis RIP

I am sorry to say that my fat-tailed gecko has died after 10 years.  I bought him will I was still in high school.   He has been sick for a month or so, and the vet couldn't help him.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 20:31:00 GMT