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No Use For Humans

MusicSpawnedFromTheApocalyplseThatWillMakeYouPoo

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Member Since: 7/14/2004
Band Website: nouseforhumans.com
Band Members: Sean Wegeler - Keyboards, Sampler, Electric Bannana, Sausage, Meat Rocket, Synth Devastation
Steve Honoshowsky - Acoustic and Electronic Drums, Sampler, Bass, Casiotone, Occasional Throat, Your Mom
METAL Mike Biskup - Guitars, Electronics, Seamen, building hotrods DJ DAWN - Alesis Micron Lord Calvert (Dead Babies in Paris) - Arobics, Dancing, Mime, occasional micro korg
Mike Noordzy - Bass for yer FACE! ...bitches...
Comack - coach and keys
JJ Sammataro - Electric Guitar to melt your face off
Alicia Testa - More Keyboards, Throat, Flute, Omnichord, Occasional Percussion, Electric Violin, Moose Bumps, Chimpanzee Acne, Rectal Rebuilding, Relocate Saliva Glands, Your Dad

Influences: King Crimson, Mr. Bungle, Ruins, Frank Zappa, John Zorn, Prince, Slayer, Ennio Morricone, Devo, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, Kool Keith, John Barry, Japan, Behold...The Arctopus, Natasha Leonne, Pee-Wee Herman, David Lynch, Your Mom, Terry Bozzio, Our robot friends, Your Dad, David Cronenberg, Your Rectum, Rollins Band, Secret Chiefs 3, Fantomas, Stravinsky, Duran Duran, Dead Kennedys, The Big Mechanical Bull, Edgard Varese, Peter Thomas, Dysrythmia, Public Enemy, The Beach Boys, Cold Slither, Siouxie & The Banshees, Captured!...By Robots, Kraftwerk, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Run DMC, Black Sabbath, Christy Canyon, The Residents, Buck and Twik, Tipsy, Faith No More, Battlestar Galactica, Angelo Badalamenti, Lalo Schifrin, Applonia 6, Living Colour, Praxis, Tool, NWA, Fishbone, Talking Heads, Mick Karn, Tomahawk, Estradasphere, Black Flag, Bruce Lee, Miles Davis, Roxy Music, Rick James...Bitch!, Roy Orbison, Fugazi, Patsy Cline, Buckaroo Slim Slam and the Wee Wang Gang, Burt Bacharach, Ween, Clown Hammer, Yellow Magic Orchestra, YBO2, Lydia Lunch, Killing Joke, Primus, Tom Tom Club, Raylene, Frank Sinatra, Funkadelic, The Fixx, Headhunters, Tony Williams, The Bordoms, The Ventures, Camper Van Beethoven, Meshuga, The Unicron, Videodrome, Missing Persons, Melt Bannana, Rush, Masacre, Goblin, Kerekyojin, Voltron, Spock, Thundar The Barbarian, The Herculoids, Adam Vaccereli, Missile Command, Arcana, Bad Brains, Optimus Prime Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Jane's Addiction, Afrika Bambaata & Soul Sonic Force, Meshuga, Sun Ra, Rouse, Univers Zero, The Meters, Jerry Goldsmith, Swans, Trevor Dunn's Trio Convulsent, Coltrane, Elvin Jones, Gary Numan, Anyone doing anything creative that poops on EmoPopPunk sissies,and Pigs In Space
Sounds Like: "The soundtrack to the weirdest movie ever made."-Jeffrey Jeffers"The soundtrack to a video game that involves robots in an S&M circus."-Your Mom"A three-piece that sounds like a thirty piece! Very Cerebral."- Geddy LeeMonkeys on keyboards. Music no one cares about. Poop on your face brain hemorrage ejaculation with the thrust of the first five Black Sabbath albums...but with keyboards! The result of three drunken back seat grope fests and broken profalactics.
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My Blog

New and Improved

Yes, it's true.  Alicia Testa (formally of the Accidents) is a member of the band.  We will be recording our new cd with her on July 16th in Red Bank. Also joining us in the studio: Metal Mi...
Posted by No Use For Humans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Siberia 12/10/04

This show will be awesome! The Fear, Shoot The Messenger, NUFH & SJSLCB will be forming Voltron to defeat the ultimate Robeast at Siberia in NY on Dec. 10th starting at 8:00pm sharp mofo!
Posted by No Use For Humans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Captured! by Robots

We will be opening for Captured! by Robots on Nov 7 at the Brighton Bar in Long Branch, NJ. This will be a great show, don't miss it....
Posted by No Use For Humans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rectal Rebuilding

Peepee Poopoo Doodie Caca -if you're reading this you are wasting time. I am a friend of the West Nile Virus.
Posted by No Use For Humans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Convict Orange

This Just In: Convict Orange will be joining us and SJSLGCB on the 3rd of September.
Posted by No Use For Humans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Slaves of the Dying Earth

Time crawls while I slave for little pay at a nothing job. Life is too short. You are what you eat and have sex with. Sean and I are playing at the Siberia Bar on 40th and 9th in NYC on Friday Sept...
Posted by No Use For Humans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST