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TJ LAMBERT

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever... the goal is to create something that will.

About Me

AKA Greeny, I am Stages Photography. This is my Autotelism in A Minor. I shoot first, ask questions later. I make off with other people's moments and sing to the world of their significance.While I might offer you an illustration for one of my stories, I won't typically bootleg stories with my photographs, because it's Art. Art will speak to each respective viewer exactly as it is supposed to, at that time. Come back at different Stages of you... it just might ask something differently than what it does today. Farsightedly, I'd like my photography to leave you asking a question rather than make a statement loosely accepted on its own merits: I'd rather your interest be unfeigned.I had a Photo Aspired Moment when I was nine years old: I saw the Time Magazine in familiar display on our cedar chest, which doubles as my mother's coffee table even now. It was the photograph of the 1981 assassination attempt of the Pope, in St. Peter's Square. I vividly remember my consideration of the photographer and how skilled he or she must have been; how prepared; how steadied the nerves. I remember incubating the concept of how the photographer had been bestowed a privilege of being able to talk about that shot for the rest of his or her life.In that Moment, I encountered my own vertical desire of having a handful of those shots under my belt, so I could talk about them for the rest of my life. I became addicted to photojournalism, even at the age of nine. I had already been playing with my father's eclectic camera collection for nearly two years... and I've been playing ever since. I guess it's in my blood. It's been said that once photography enters the bloodstream, it's like an irrepressible disease. That disease is now my passion."The enemy of photography is the convention, the fixed rules of 'how to do'. The salvation of photography comes from the experiment" (-Anonymous).I am a visual journalist and children's book author, but also moonlight as a copy editor and freelance essayist. I make my home in character-tenanted Bay View, WI, where I am Mom to four Grand Young Gentlemen and a muppet-of-a-dog, Higgins.I'm a winner, I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?Fine Print: Images and text published on this website are fully protected under the United States government and copyright law as defined by the Berne Convention and the Universal Copyright Convention (UCC), are not considered public domain and may not be used, manipulated or reproduced in any form without express written consent from TJ Lambert and Stages Photography. (414) 50 Stages.© 1993-2007 TJ Lambert.For those of you interested in seeing my PAM, a copy of it resides here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40990000/jpg/_40990679_4a p.jpg You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !


My Interests

Psychology, Sociology, Life Stories, Family Histories, General Nostalgia and photographs of all of it. Let me document yours. www.tjlambert-stages.comAs always, 20% discount for all military and law enforcement. If you're going to be in the Milwaukee/Chicago area, COMPLIMENTARY PHOTO ESSAY SERIES FOR THOSE WHOSE IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS ARE SERVING OUR COUNTRY OVERSEAS. Thank you for what you do. It is not going unnoticed.

I'd like to meet:

My grandmothers, Maya Angelou, Robert Doisneau with Pablo Picasso, A.A. Milne, Martin Luther King Jr, Samuel Clemens, Goya, Ernest Hemmingway, Eleanor Roosevelt, Claude Monet, Emily Dickinson, Albert Einstein, Jeff Bridges, Nancy Giles, Bill Watterson, Oscar Wilde, JFK, Debbie Allen, WADE ROBSON and MIA MICHAELS!, Henri Cartier-Bresson, Dr. Suess, Seth MacFarlane, The Swedish Chef, Jesus, ...and others which I'm sure I'm unable to recall at this moment...

Music:

In No Particular Order: Supertramp, Kira Small, Five for Fighting, Oasis, Duncan Sheik, J minus, Brad Paisley, Beatles, Jars of Clay, Louis Armstrong, Joss Stone, Traffic, Handel, Seal, Indigo Girls, The Gufs, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Jack Johnson, Cream, Death Cab for Cutie, Original INXS, W I L L, Jewel, Robert Cray, Green Day, Etta James, MercyMe, Jamie Cullum, Better Than Ezra, Thelonious Monk, Collective Soul, Allman Bros, Sonicflood, Yo-Yo Ma, Lena Horne, Incubus, Van Morrison, Johnny Cash, Snow Patrol, John Legend, Rachmoninov, Sixpence None the Richer, Lil Smoky Smothers, Texas, Shirley Horn, Rzeznik, SRV, Tony Bennett, Dierks Bentley, Charlie Parker, Brahms, Fuel, Hendrix, Counting Crows, Aretha Franklin, Jimmy Wayne, B.B. King, Christina Aguilera, Rusted Root, Artie Shaw, Outkast, Switchfoot, Herbie Hancock, Sting/The Police, Muddy Waters, Tyrone Wells, Matthew West, Alicia Keyes, Foo Fighters, Tchaikovsky, Dr. John, STP, Kate Voegele, Dave Brubeck, Prince, Out Of Eden, Seal, Diana Krall, Coldplay, Rascal Flatts, CSN/Y, Maroon 5, Peter Gabriel, Joni Mitchell, Dire Straights, DC Talk, Chet Baker, James Blunt, Imogen Heap, Bo Diddley, U2, Skillet, Chili Peppers, Sara Bareilles, Count Basie, Queen, Killers, Steve Cichy, India.Arie, Andy Griggs, Dave Matthews, Ray Charles, Sex Pistols, Chopin, Billie Holiday, No Doubt, OK GO, John Coltrane, Verve, Wynton Marsalis, Third Day, Keith Urban, Ben Folds, Linkin Park, Gwen Stefani, Taj Mahal, Burlap to Cashmere, Tyrone Wells, Mark Wills, The Fray, Buddy Guy, Pumpkins, Colbie Caillat, Johnny Winters, TLC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Cure, Little Big Town, Robert Randolph, Duke Ellington, old Billy Joel and Elton John... and various but quite necessary Broadway tunes.Inspirational Stuff right here!!!

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Philidelphia Story, Royal Wedding, Singin' in the Rain, That Darn Cat, Miracle on 34th St, Rear Window, It's a Wonderful Life, Vertigo, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Sound of Music, Wizard of Oz, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Some Like It Hot, Bringing Up Baby, Airplane!, Princess Bride, Zorro, Star Wars, Stand by Me, Toy Story, Pirates of the Carribean, The Manchurian Candidate, Batman Begins, V for Vendetta, American History X, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Mission Impossible/s, Finding Neverland, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chocolat, Whale Rider, Something's Gotta Give, Cinderella Man, The Aristocats, King Kong, Nutty Professor, A Knight's Tale, Zoolander, A Walk in the Clouds, Serendipity, High Fidelity, The Thomas Crown Affair, Super Troopers, Nodding Hill, Con Air, Good Will Hunting, Finding Forrester, The Truman Show, The Majestic, Liar Liar, I Know What You Did Last Summer, JFK, Legend of Bagger Vance, Austin Powers, Lost in Translation, Sideways, 84 Charing Cross Road, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Rush Hour, The Full Monty, Curse of the Jade Scorpion, Calendar Girls, The Usual Suspects, Office Space, Italian Job, Analyze This/That, Along Came Polly, 50 First Dates, Narnia, Good Night and Good Luck, Crash, Love Actually, The Holiday, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Napoleon Dynamite, Over the Hedge, Nine Lives, The Bourne Series, Spider Pig

Television:

24, Rescue Me, The Shield, So You Think You Can Dance, The Office, Mind of Mencia, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad

Books:

The Lorax, Jamberry, A Child's Garden of Verses, Anything C.S. Lewis (The Screwtape Letters!), Anything Maya Angelou, Anything Mark Twain, The Little Prince, The Chrysalids, Song of Solomon (the original), Hitchhiker's Guide, Chapters, Lord of the Flies, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Brave New World, Wuthering Heights, We Are All Welcome Here... (tbc)

Heroes:

People who make me laugh... like whomever caught this:...and Seth......and... duh......and totally......and who could forget....And the art of English Understatement!