Someone who can play guitar and looks good in a cowboy hat.
Swearing at Motorists, Peter Gabriel, Falling Forward, Sage Francis, Atmosphere, M.C. Chris, Beastie Boys, Eydea & Abilities, ISIS, Mastodon, Goatsnake, Quicksand, Handsome, Electric Wizard, Trullhallik, Wizards and Shit, Fugazi, Jeff Buckley, Stuart Davis, Trash Can Sinatras, The Pixies, Bad Religion, old Green Day, Sugar, The Descendents, Snapcase, Hatebreed, Sunny Day Real Estate, Steely Dan, Journey, Enkindel, Morissey, The Smiths, The Faint, old Nine Inch Nails, TOOL, aPerfectCircle, old Metallica, old U2, J5, Saul Williams, Amon Tobin, DJ Shadow, DJ Spikes, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, A Silver Mt. Zion, Set Fire to Flames, Do Make Say Think, Molasses, Sofa, Frankie Sparro, Exhaust, Fly Pan Am, Shalabi Effect, massive amounts of 80's music (though I HATE the B-52's with unbridled passion). I'm convinced that my iPod thinks I'm a 30 year old gay man. It's close to being partly right.
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle is an amazing film. Real Genius, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, My Science Project, and Red Dawn are all pretty good, too.
I would like to say that I have little use for television, but I am in fact hopelessly addicted to crime dramas and The West Wing. And The Simpsons. And any show from the 80's featuring crime fighting vehicles.
My moms, people who go to meetings, those that make it happen, and Parker Lewis.