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About Me

My name is Morgan. I spend my time sleeping eating and reading. In that order. I wont eat invertebrates. Ive never been to South America. I laugh to myself whenever i hear the term chai. I tend to eat the same food everday until I am sick of it then I never eat it again. I do the same thing with music. In 2004 I was employed as both a prison guard and a kindergarten teacher. I once made the son of Gordon Gano cry. I have taken a shit over the side the Great Wall of China. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

nerd stuff, being outside, motorcycles

I'd like to meet:

someone who can breath underwater or walk on walls.AIM= theXmanagement

Music:

the kind that doesnt suck and korean hardcore

Movies:

When Hell Comes to Frog Town, Cherry 2000, Rambo, Escape From New York, The Warriors, Falling Down, 12 Monkeys, American History X, Oldboy, Spies Like Us, Ghostbusters 2, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Postman, Spaceballs, Dodgeball, Indiana Jones (all), Fight club, Cinema Paradiseo and many many more.

Television:

Iron Chef, Airwolf, Dallas and Cops

Books:

Dune, Enders Game, The Amazing Adventures of Cavilar and Clay, Hitchhikers Guide, 06 Gun Buyers Guide, most Xmen lines, Watchmen, most Batman, The Road...........

Heroes:

Sting, Rambo, Snake Plissken, Axl Rose, Frylocke, Duane Vorhees and Anderson Cooper

My Blog

opening my mouth

uggg what have i done.......
Posted by morgan3000 on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST

really dumb people

One of the main reasons I don't like Korea is the amount of dumbfucks it attracts. A few weeks ago I got in an argument with a dude because he said he didn't like genetically modified frui...
Posted by morgan3000 on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:57:00 PST

Mid-life crisis

today while explaining to my students what a md-life crisis is one boy raised his hand and said " I think my mother is having one. She stays in her room and sleeps all day."
Posted by morgan3000 on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:29:00 PST

you decide

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/04/toddlers.carolina.ap/index. html Is this a justification for a raise in minimum wage and more support for single mothers or maditory steralization...
Posted by morgan3000 on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:21:00 PST

across Korea

I just got back from riding most of the way across Korea. My ass hurts and my arms are sunburned.
Posted by morgan3000 on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:17:00 PST

Koreans vs Freman

I have recently noticed that many Koreans have the ability to clap without rhythm or pattern. Ive tried and I can not duplicate this feat....
Posted by morgan3000 on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

My life is hard

So hard in fact that i feel i need a vacation to get away from the 20 hour a week grind that is teaching ESL. Ill be headed to the Philippines for two weeks at the end of the month. If any...
Posted by morgan3000 on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:36:00 PST

fucking choices

Money Location Free time Which would you choose?
Posted by morgan3000 on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST

What time does the sun rise in Africa?

This was a question a tour guide in Kampot Cambodia asked a Ugandan girl that was on the tour with me. She told him "around 5:30 just like it does here". He got out a pocket...
Posted by morgan3000 on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

found on the Chesterton Myspace page

A CONVESATION WITH MY FRIEND RICKRICK: i can't date you because your from chestertonHEATHER: but my parents moved to the other side of the tracks (porter) when i was 19 and now i'm a well water kid. y...
Posted by morgan3000 on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST