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TheDan

smoke herb like a hippie, drink like a pirate

About Me

Im hellawickednastyretarded!

My Interests

Hockey was my life.......well it still is but now I added beer. Im majoring in Fire technology at big hairy SAC....

I'd like to meet:

Nick Fuckin Swardson...and Jack Black or Kevin James we could all fat around and tell jokes and laugh and eat and eat and laugh then choke, then laugh about choking..

Music:

Underground hip hop LIVING LEGENDS, G&E, THE CMA, THREE MELONCHOLY GYPSIES, DIRTY HEADS, JURASSIC 5, JEDI MIND TRICKS BLACKALICOUS, HIEROGLYPHICS,CALI AGENTS DEL THE FUNKEE HOMOSAPIEN, VISIONARIES,TALIB KWELI,MOS DEF, THE ROOTS MARS VOLTA, JOHN LEGEND, everything except ------ trance I hate that shit

Movies:

.. BOONDOCK SAINTS, SIN CITY, AnchorMan,Haggard, Kill Bill, Miracle, The Ring, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, all lord of the rings movies,and Troy. I like all movies. Crap now that I have netflix, I can watch all the anime I want plus all the movies I want, I F ing love movies

Television:

I love the TV

Books:

Books..........---- books........... you know they make you pay for books in college?!

Heroes:

My heros are the 314 brothers lost on 9/11 and everyone that puts those turnouts on, grabs a hoseline and runs into a building when everyone else is running out.

My Blog

My 4 day weekend is Over....

Im back at work from an overall good weekend...work sucks as always...So Friday we went to the Improv and saw Nick Swardson (Grandma's Boy and Reno 911)...funniest dude! God damit he was funny... then...
Posted by TheDan on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST

Thank You USC for Mos Def

I just wanted to thank USC for the free show on Saturday. We got there kinda late but early enough to see Mos Def's set. The show was sick, it was much better than when I saw Black Star at HOB. Good t...
Posted by TheDan on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:35:00 PST

Fallin Asleep at Lunch..Totally Embarrassing..

hahaha how embarrassing, I went to my car to eat my lunch and take a power nap...all of  sudden my car starts to shake....so I wake up and jump out of the car..and sure enough two of the girls in...
Posted by TheDan on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST

I Love my Gixxer

Holy F-Word so its finally nice enough for me to ride my bike today, so I went home duing lunch to go and pick my bike up..ono the way home on the 405 fairview exit my jeep runs out of gas...LOL so I ...
Posted by TheDan on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

Slightly Stoopid

Slightly Stoopid show was sick. Kinda of a crazy night but the show was worth it all. and all you old ass white people who think you can still go to club please stay home you look like asses, actually...
Posted by TheDan on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 05:26:00 PST

MY NEW LOVE......GSXR600

Alright so I got my bike finally like a week ago I haven't posted it up for some reason probably because I don't have pics of it yet. They're coming soon don't trip. but yeah Im in love...with my 20th...
Posted by TheDan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good Weekend

SO this weekend was pretty good went to the Angel game with the dudes, whicch was crazy. Saturday I got my friends back and shaved my head. Sunday beach time and hockey game. but I guess the highlight...
Posted by TheDan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOCKEY FANS/ Dan fans

I want to take the time to thank everyone who has been making it out to my games. The team loves you guys coming out, as do I. So keep coming cuz we are going to win this thing!
Posted by TheDan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STAR WARS!!!

ITS HERE. oh my dude I can't wait......Im just sad that its the last one. I will be in line forever, but its totally worth it!
Posted by TheDan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dave Chappelle!!!!

Dave Chappelle as checked himself into a mental facility in South Africa, since April. Oh my dude this sucks........
Posted by TheDan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST