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...you shoe polish-smellin mother fucker!...

About Me

JUST READ THE PAGE, MONKEY!!!!"You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize"
- Harvey Kietel
"And Sheperds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee, Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritis Sancti"
- Boondock Saints

My Interests

Movies, music, tattoos and piercings,going to shows, and hanging with my slacker friends. Dude, I live in Jersey, what the fuck else is there to do?

I'd like to meet:

NOBODY!!! JUST KILL YOURSELF!!!
...but if you're looking for some ink, comics, fucked-up underground horror movies, twisted porn with black midget amputees performing anal sex on a farm animal, or some holes poked through your greasy flesh, meet my sick, demented, yet lovable friends at these fine establishments...

Music:


A Day To Remember.. A Life Once Lost.. A Perfect Circle.. A Perfect Murder.. The Acacia Strain.. Agents of Man.. The Agony Scene.. Aggressive Dogs.. Alice in Chains.. All Out War.. All that Remains.. American Head Charge.. And Oceans.. Arch Enemy.. Arsonists Get All The Girls.. As I Lay Dying.. Atreyu.. The Autumn Offering.. The Banner.. Behemoth.. Between the Buried and Me.. Biohazard.. The Black Dahlia Murder.. The Bled.. Bleeding Through.. The Bloodhound Gang.. Breaking Benjamin.. The Bronx.. Brujeria.. Burn the Priest.. Bury Your Dead.. Cake.. Caliban.. Cannibal Corpse.. Carnal Forge.. Cavalera Conspiracy.. The Chariot.. Chevelle.. Children Of Bodom.. Chimaira.. Chiodos.. cKy.. Clearing Autumn Skies.. Clutch.. Cold.. Coal Chamber.. Coheed & Cambria.. Cradle of Filth.. Crisis.. Crowbar.. Damageplan.. Darkane.. Dead Kennedys.. Dead to Fall.. Deftones.. Deicide.. Demise of Eros.. Demon Hunter.. Despised Icon.. Dethklok.. Devildriver.. Diecast.. Dillinger Escape Plan.. Disturbed.. Divine Heresy... Down.. Drop Dead, Gorgeous.. Dropkick Murphys.. Drowning Pool.. Dry Kill Logic.. E. Town Concrete.. Eagles of Death Metal.. Earth Crisis.. Emmure.. Enter Shikari.. Evanescence.. Evergreen Terrace.. EyeHateGod.. Eyes Set To Kill.. Faith No More.. Fear Factory.. First Blood.. Five Finger Death Punch.. Flaw.. Foo Fighters.. Full Blown Chaos.. Full Contact.. Glassjaw.. God Forbid.. Godsmack.. Gorillaz.. Guns N Roses.. Hatebreed.. The Haunted.. Hellyeah.. Helmet.. Himsa.. The Haunted.. I Killed The Prom Queen.. Ice Nine Kills.. Icepick.. Ill Nino.. In Flames.. Incubus.. Inked In Blood.. Integrity.. In This Moment.. It Dies Today.. Johnny Cash.. Killswitch Engage.. Kingdom Of Sorrow.. Kittie.. KoRn.. Lacuna Coil.. Lamb of God.. Led Zepplin.. Life of Agony.. Machinehead.. Madball.. Manntis.. Martyr A.D... Mastodon.. Megadeth.. Merauder..Metallica.. Mindless Self Indulgence.. The Misfits.. Monster Magnet.. Motorhead.. Mudvayne.. Mushroomhead.. My Ruin.. Nailbomb.. Nirvana.. Nodes of Ranvier.. Norma Jean.. Nothingface.. Obituary.. Otep.. Ozzy Osbourne.. Pantera.. Passenger.. Poison The Well.. The Police.. Premonitions of War.. Presidents of the United States Of America,, Probot.. Pro-Pain.. Queen.. Queens of the Stoneage.. The Raconteurs.. Rage Against the Machine.. Raging Speedhorn.. Rammstein.. The Ramones.. Rebel Meets Rebel.. The Red Chord.. Red Hot Chili Peppers.. Red I Flight.. Remembering Never.. Riotgod.. Rise Against.. Roadrunner United.. Rob Zombie.. Rollins Band.. Sepultura.. Sentenced.. Sevendust.. The Sex Pistols.. Shadows Fall.. Shattered Realm.. Sick of it All.. Sinai Beach.. Six Feet Under.. Skindred.. Slayer.. Slipknot.. Smashing Pumpkins.. Snot.. Soilent Green.. Soilwork.. Soulfly.. Soundgarden.. Staind.. Stampin' Ground.. Static-X.. Stonesour.. Stone Temple Pilots.. Straight Line Stitch.. Strapping Young Lad.. Stuck Mojo.. Sublime.. Sub Zero.. Suicidal Tendencies.. Suicide Silence.. Sworn Enemy.. System of a Down.. Tenacious D.. Terror.. Through Silence.. Through The Eyes Of The Dead.. Throwdown.. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers.. Tool.. Trivium.. Tool.. Twelve Tribes.. Type O Negative.. Unearth.. Van Halen.. Walls of Jericho.. The Warriors.. Weezer.. The White Stripes.. White Zombie.. The Who.. Zao.. ZZ Top

Movies:

28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 40 Year Old Virgin, 300, Alien Quadrilogy, American History X, American Psycho, Amityville Horror, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Animal House, Armageddon, Army of Darkness, Audition, Azumi, Bad Santa, Bad Taste, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Big Lebowski, Billy Madison, Blade Trilogy, Blazing Saddles, Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Bringing Out the Dead, Cabin Fever, Chasing Amy, Chronicles of Riddick, Clerks, Clerks 2, Con Air, Constantine, The Corpse Bride, The Crow, Daredevil, Dark City, Dawn of the Dead, The Deer Hunter, Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Deliverance, Desperado, Devil's Rejects, Die Hard Trilogy, Dodgeball, Dogma, Dracula (Bram Stoker's), Dukes of Hazzard, Dumb and Dumber, Dune, Eurotrip, Event Horizon, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Face/Off, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Freaked, Freddy Got Fingered, Friday the 13th, The Frighteners, From Dusk till Dawn, Gangs of New York, Gladiator, The Godfather, Gone in 60 Seconds, Goodfellas, Halloween, Happy Gilmore, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Harry Potter, Heat, Hellboy, High Tension, History of Violence, Hot Fuzz, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Incredibles, Independence Day, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Jackass The Movie, Jackie Brown, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Just Friends, Kill Bill Vol.1, King Arthur, Land of the Dead, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Leon:The Professional, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lost Highway, Mallrats, Mars Attacks!, The Matrix Trilogy, Murder Set Pieces, Natural Born Killers, Near Dark, Night Breed, Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm St., Office Space, Old School, Orgazmo, PCU, The People Under the Stairs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pitch Black, Predator, Private Parts, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Reservoir Dogs, Road to Perdition, Road Trip, The Rock, Rounders, Saving Private Ryan, Saw, Saw 2, Se7en, Schindler's List, Shaun of the Dead, Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Snatch, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Spaceballs, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Star Wars Prequels Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy (original), Starship Troopers, Strangeland, Suicide Kings, Super Troopers, Superman, Superman 2, The Terminator Trilogy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Theres Something About Mary, The Thing, True Romance, Undead, Underworld, Unleashed, Untouchables, Usual Suspects, Van Wilder, War of the Worlds, The Warriors, Waynes World 1 & 2,Wedding Crashers, X-Men, X2: X-Men United.

Television:

24, Aeon Flux, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Batman: The Animated Series, Beavis and Butt-Head, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Carnivale, CKY, CSI, Deadwood, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Gargoyles, Invasion, Jackass, Justice League, Law & Order: SVU, The Maxx, My Name is Earl, Lost, Nip/Tuck, Oz, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Prison Break, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, The Shield, The Simpsons, Smallville, The Sopranos, South Park, Spawn: The animated Series, Spider-Man, Star Wars Clone Wars, Team Sanchez, Teen Titans, The Tick, Thundercats, Transformers, Twilight Zone, UFC: Unleashed, The Ultimate Fighter, Viva La Bam, Wonder Shozen, WWE Raw. X-Men

Books:



Heroes: