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Luke

Wow, who knew a cooler could also be a handy wang coffin

About Me

My name is Luke.Go to Rutgers, Cook College. I love that farm.Hope to one day teach marine science, or do something with it.I like The Rangers and the Giants. Hockey and Football, thats about it. And yes I truly am a New York Rangers fan!!! so bite me.I, like so many other sad souls, work at the Hazlet Multiplex. I said many years ago I wouldn't be there long, hahahahaha but there is a strong force that tricks you into staying.Its been a while but I played roller hockey and was a pretty good skater for a big guy.I like to go weeks without shaving, sometimes months.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Brian Leetch. Best defenseman the Rangers ever had and they fuck him over and send him to Toronto because its time to start young. He may be an old man in hockey terms, but I'd still like to see him play one more season and retire as a Ranger. Yes I'm aware he retired!
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Music:

I like all kinds of music, honestly. I usually give a song a minute and a half before I stick it out or move on. Give me that country and rap, 80's and new age, techno and pop, and heavy metal and jazz. to name a few.
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Movies:


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Television:

Stare at this moving spiral optical illusion for about 30 seconds, then look at your hand, or a pen. You'll see it start to move and distort whatever object you look at

Books:

GOOSEBUMPS!! I still have tons of them. If it wasn't forced on me throughout school I'd probably never read and be illiterate.

Heroes:

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My Blog

The dangers of dental hygiene (sp?)

So this will be short, and sweet....more like a public service message then a blog. Anyway I recently finished brushing my teeth and I noticed in my bathroom orange Listerene (sp?).  I usually do...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST

Bird Treats

I had to go to PetSmart earlier today to buy filters for my fish tank. While I was there I felt guilty just getting something for my fish, so I also bought tennis balls and healthy snacks for my dogs ...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:32:00 PST

Racism

I don't consider myself a racist, but that doesn't stop me from making the stereotypical joke.  A new friend of mine recently posted this and the last line just dared me to follow in his footstep...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST

An amusing paradox

I stumbled upon a very paradoxical (sp?) conclusion today.  Now many of you would describe me as a big guy with alot of facial hair, some would even go as far as saying I was like a big bear.&nbs...
Posted by Luke on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:44:00 PST

Some Fun

Short but sweet.   Those games that appear in the windows of myspace can be really fun as long as you have your pop-up blocker on so you don't have to put up with advertisements. Go nuts and play...
Posted by Luke on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

Fed Up

This isn't so much a declaration of my feelings as it is a comment on a certain topic. People that leave a certain type of quotes or comments or opinions in their away messages or on myspace...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

An interesting case of KARMA

This happen to me last week but I recently decided that it was worth informing the public. I was at Rutgers on the Busch Campus getting ready for a class in the Allison Road Classroom auditorium. ...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:09:00 PST

Fish update

A while back I posted something about my fish.  How the pink gouramis were taking control of the bala sharks.  For those that are curious the two sharks are now monsterous and frighten the l...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

MY POEM

HAHAHA now when I was told I had to write an essay, draw a picture, or write a poem, I always went with the poem.  I can write page after page in an essay, buts its boring and I can't draw for sh...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:35:00 PST

HOCKEY

Ok, so I'm a rangers fan right, and they lost in the first round of the playoffs to the fucking Devils.....As a rangers fan I hate the devils and as a resident of NJ I hate the Devils.  The ...
Posted by Luke on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:45:00 PST