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Cabs

Do you have a little Captain in you? Would you like some?

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I'm a great big dork. A sugar junkie. Despite my nearly complete lack of social skills, everyone seem to like me. I suspect this is because I stay very quiet and very still in most situations, and they mistake me for furniture or something. I love art of all kinds, and am easily distracted by anything I find aesthetic pleasing (which is basically anything w/ bright colors). This includes comic books, cartoons, PEZ, and girls with purple hair. Everything you see here (except the screaming geek in the general intrest section) was drawn by me.
"You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak,and YOU have to wear a mask"

My Interests

Reading comic books, drawing, painting, enjoying the company of Friends, the living dead, watching cartoons and movies, reading real books, goldbricking, high speed internet porn, eating things that are bad for me, not growing up, sugar, World of Warcraft, second guessing myself, jack-o-lanterns, reading more comic books.

^This is me by about 4:35 on an average day

I'd like to meet:

To die would be an awfully big adventure!

Music:

Pantera, Metallica (back in the day), SoundGarden, Fear Factory, Bad Religion, Offspring, White Zombie , Weezer, and of course the classics like Led Zepplin, Alice Cooper, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath and Queen. Damn ,most of my favorite bands don't even exist anymore. :-P

Movies:

From Dusk till Dawn, all the Evil Deads, Lord of the Rings, Conan the Barbarian, Frankenstien, Shaun of the Dead, Spiderman 2, The Incredibles, An American Werewolf on London, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Caddyshack, Cannonball Run, Godzilla movies in general, Batman Beyond: the Return of the Joker, King Kong, Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonaughts (Basically anything with stop-motion monsters in it. I could watch that shit all day and all night)

Television:

Avatar: the LAst Airbender, Venture Brothers, House MD, Invader Zim. Buffy. Angel.Batman the animated series,Justice League Unlimited...Most of my favorite shows are gone too! I must be bad luck.

Books:

Comics! Lovecraft! Moorecock (the more cock the better I always say...ok i never say that)! Tolkien! Bram Stoker's Dracula! Anything!

Heroes:

There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the Force.

My Blog

Stan Winston

It's pointless to even try to begin listing all the movies this man has contributed to. So i'll just say: Thanks, for all the years of entertainment and imagination.  and RIP   PS ok i coul...
Posted by Cabs on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

I just had the saddest dinner ever

Ramen noodles with bits of Steak-umm crumbled in it. I'm not complaining, mind you; it was cheap, fast and delicious. It just struck me as an inherently pathetic meal, and that tickled me. Oh! And I a...
Posted by Cabs on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:56:00 PST

Beware the moon

Haha I found these today in a pile of old papers! I did it at work one day back when I occasionally was creative. I reprint them now for your amusement!   Haikus inspired by the brilliant horror/...
Posted by Cabs on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

Some dorks are never happy

Don't get me wrong, I loves me some Spider-man movies. They've been great so far and I'm really jazzed for three. But there are some things that I would've like to see in them. Some slightly disappoin...
Posted by Cabs on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

Birthday Bruha-ha

Another year older and deeper in debt. Thanks to everyone for thier well wishes and cool loot! :D Highlights this year included Sin City: recut (greenscreen versions and audience commentary tracks? I...
Posted by Cabs on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:13:00 PST

Hahahahahahaha!

HahahahahahahahahaHAAAAhahahaAhhahahaha hahahahahahahahahahehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh hehhehhehHEEHEEHEEhahahahahaHAhahaha! Suckers!
Posted by Cabs on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:40:00 PST

5 cent review

The Elephant Man was okay, but I still hate David Lynch. He can eat a bag of dicks. Fuckin' David Lynch, man. 
Posted by Cabs on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:48:00 PST

This means something

Hey, my new background pic is striking the same pose as my defualt self portrait! Aw, he's like a cooler deader me! He thinks he's people. So does this mean my subconsiouse is telling me I  ...
Posted by Cabs on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:54:00 PST

perfectly fine

I'm sorry everyone. I haven't been much of a friend, a son or a human being lately. I'm sorry for ever having existed. Sorry for wasting all this air. Sorry for my inabilty to enjoy the thousands...
Posted by Cabs on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 08:58:00 PST

Hallowe'en photos

Here's my admittedly clever costume http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/punanypete/Justasheep. jpg Now that that's out of the way: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/punanypete/Jelloshot01 .jpg And...
Posted by Cabs on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:02:00 PST