anatomy, criminology, Darwin, David Lynch, Eli Roth, evolution, forensics, Georges Méliès, gir!, HORROR, human de-evolution, interweb desensitization, Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny Depp, Lucio Fulci, psychology, Quentin Tarantino, serial murder, silent horror, social Darwinism, Tim Burton, Vincent Price, zombies.
..and if you like art, check out the following:
Agnieszka Jurek
Angie Mason
David Stoupakis
Julien Martinez
Kathie Olivas
Kristen Ferrell
Kerry Kate
Kukula
Lisa Mei Ling Fong
Liz McGrath
Nicoletta Ceccoli
Paul Booth
RS Connett
Roman Dirge!
Scott Radke
Trevor Brown
Travis Louie
**Things you should know, because you're probably dumb.
*There is no excuse for putting a leash/harness on your child. It's absurd. If you can't handle keeping an eye on your kid, then you shouldn't be allowed to spread your legs.
*If you happen to believe in God, and live your life by the bible, and protest Planned Parenthood, and stand on the streets preaching at people because they are leading their own independant lives by standards other than yours, then I have news for you...you suck.
*Girls who make it a point to say that they dislike "bitches", "whores", AND "sluts" are probably slutty bitch-faced whores.
*I NEVER appreciate when people expect stuff out of me. If you expect me to do something or be something, and It turns out the opposite way, you basically prove to yourself that you're a total douchebag. I wonder how that feels...
*Fuck me over once, shame on you. Fuck me over twice, It will cost you a very important part of your body. That's what you get for recieving the benefit of the doubt from me.
*I hate hearing "I don't believe in labels", and that's only because I hear it from emo kids, or kids who don't want to get caught trying to be something that they apparently are not.
*Okay, it's natural to have acne here and there, but DAMN!! Some of you really need to clean your disgusting faces. You know, there IS such a thing as soap, and yes, you can put soap on your face.
*Attention girls, and guys who wear makeup: your lips should NEVER be a lighter shade than your skin...and your skin shouldn't be any darker than what a couple hours in the sun could do to it (unless you wer born that way). Plain and simple...some of you look really bad, kinda like a new "race" of people has emerged as a result of a lizard breeding with a camel. The camel trait comes from those hideous boots everyone wears.
*Why do girls like boy bands? Those "boys" don't want your damn vagina!
*Sperm is NOT edible.
*If I don't already know you, and you approach me on the street or in public somewhere, I'm going to automatically assume you're an asshole. There's no way out of this one.
*Men, just because you think a girl is "hot" doesn't make it an acceptable term to use to our faces, because it pretty much means that we're "fuckable", and that's actually very disgusting to us. Just so you know.
Oh, and don't suck dick for drugs...
I'd like to meet:
No one...eat shit!
But if you're interested in stuff, please feel free to contact my friends here...
Music:
Anything but rap, please. If you listen to rap there's something genuinely wrong with you...like you can't get laid, and you think that if you "gangster it up" you'll get some pussy, but chances are it will be something everyone and their mother has already had. Or could it be that you're a fat pimple-fuck with no life and keeping it trill is a sufficient way to make an "impression". You're only fooling yourself into thinking people might actually like you, but it's going to take alot of drug money and a really retarded limp to do that. The only thing worse than rap and hip hop is emo, but I don't even have to elaborate on how much it sucks, because everyone will agree that it sucks, even emo kids think they suck.
Movies:
...any old school b&w horror movie will render me motionless, but I've been known to enjoy some Tarantino, Romero, Tim Burton, David Lynch, Eli Roth, Lucio Fulci, and David Cronenberg here and there, and zombie movies are the shit. Oh, and I love me some Mel Brooks. Georges Méliès is WIN...FULCI LIVES!
Television:
Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, Invader Zim, Body of Evidence, City Confidential, History's Mysteries, The Most Extreme, ATHF, Roseanne, SNL with chris farley, Married with Children, Ren & Stimpy, Happy Tree Friends, Wondershozen, and Beavis & Butthead
Pretty much anything that involves adult humor and dead bodies.
Books:
True Crime, Serial Murder Encyclopedias, Chuck P, and anything written to scare kids into good behavior...but who doesn't love Dr. Seuss?
