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Marcus

I think my mask of sanity is about to slip ...

About Me

What about me ??

My Interests

Computers, Photography, Cars, Stupid and funny shit on the web, Beer, Hotties, Money, Knives, Guns, Hacking, Improvised explosives, Uranium enrichment, Missile technology

Abolishing Stupidity

MySpace Hotties

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Music

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone
Name: Marcus
Birthdate: 01/04/1749
Birthplace: Hell
Current Location: Somewhere in England
Eye Color: Blue
HairColor: Blond
Height: 5'9
Weight: 67kg
Piercings: are for fags
Tatoos: arefor crims
OverusedPhrase: cool
FAVORITES
Food: Italian
Candy: MarsBar
Number: 666
Color: Blue
Animal: Cat
Drink: CocaCola
Alcohol Drink: Beer
Bagel: Chocolate
Letter: F asin Fuck off
BodyPart on Opposite sex: Tits n Arse :D
Thisor That
Pepsi orCoke: COKE !!!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BURGER KING !!!!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot teaor Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee - white, extra strong, no sugar
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: PUNK !!!!
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or FunnyMovies: Scary
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever i want
Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Best phyiscal feature: Cock
First Thought Waking Up: Oh fuck not again
Goal for this year: Survive
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yourself into a coma? Yes.
EverSmoked: Once
Pot: Yes officer but I didn't inhale ;)
Ever beenDrunk: My name is Marcus. I'm an alcoholic.
Ever been beaten up: Yep
Ever beaten someone up: Yep
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope
IN AGIRL
FavoriteEye Color: blue or green
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: long
Height: Not important
Style: Classy
Looks or Personality: Both
Hot or Cute Both
Drugsand Alcohol: Rohypnol
Muscular or Really Skinny: All the right curves in all the right places ;-)
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Lost countyears ago
What country do you want toVisit: Japan
How do you want to Die: Obscenely rich
Been to the Mall Lately: I HATE shopping :(
Do you like Thunderstorms: They fucking ROCK !!!
Get along with your Parents: Definitely not
Health Freak: Junk food freak !!!
Do you think your Attractive: Noway
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you Smoke: No. It gives you cancer. Duh
Do you Drink: Like a fish
Shower Daily: Monthly (j/k)
Been in Love: Yep
Do you Sing: Very very badly
Want to get Married: No
Do you want Children: No
Hate anyone: Ihave a *LONG* hitlist

Music:

Rock, Indie, Metal, Punk

Movies:

Blade Runner (my all time fave), 2001: A Space Odyssey, Apocalypse Now, The Wicker Man, Aguirre Wrath of God, The Life of Brian (should be compulsory viewing for all schoolchildren), Star Wars, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon (Hannibal Lecter is my hero and role model), The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Dark Star, Vanilla Sky, Falling Down, Goodfellas ("Do you think I'm funny?"), Anything with Cameron Diaz in it, Anything with Angelina Jolie in it, Anything with lots of car chases/explosions/guns/nudity/sex/violence :p

Television:

is all crap

Books:

The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, Java 2 Sun Certified Programmer & Developer Study Guide

Heroes:

Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking, David Attenborough