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Nikki Kane

Life is sooo good...

About Me


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My main goal in creating this extrodinary and breathtaking profile (yes, that is sarcasm you sense people...don't take it so seriously!) is in the hope that I can successfully exploit how damn popular this site and get myself a little bit or publicity...and if at all possible, that it may expedite the process of finding my very own 15 minutes in the limelight...Ok, I'll wrap up the bullshit temporarily and get to some kind of point.
So, here's a little piece I composed regarding what I do and how I managed to reach whatever fucking point I'm currently at. If for some reason that I can't comprehend, you managed not to see my name when you clicked on my profile...or perhaps you are challenged in the arena of short term memory storage and have forgotten already, so will go ahead and formally introduce myself...The name's Nikki Kane and I am a 20 year old pornstar. I have worked for companies like Wicked, Digital Playground, Elegant Angel, New Sensations and many others. I was a contract girl for NinnWorx_SR for about 6 or 8 months but, I skipped outta that one and am back on the scene! I can also be seen in magazines such as Penthouse, Hustler, High Society, websites like Digital Dreamgirls, Danni's Hard Drive.
I guess this section can be considered a brief bio, something like the Cliff Notes of my life thus far. I was born in 1987 near the small town of Athens, Ohio. I grew up there and have experienced nearly every type of school environment possible, I've attended a private religious school and public schools and have been homeschooled at various points in my youth. I was a pretty much a smart kid but never fit in and despised school for the most part. I graduated and for a year and a quarter attended Ohio University (also in Athens) where I majored in Business Administration. However, once again, despite the fact I maintained a GPA of 3.7 for 4 quarters, I didn't like enjoy the college experience and had no interest in what I was studying. Throughout my life, I've had the cliche dream of somehow finding fame and fortune and had always wanted to try modeling but living in a tiny midwestern town, I had no clue how to go about it. So I turned to the information highway that is the internet. I discovered that I could submit pics to Penthouse ... So, one night sometime in March of 2006, I got bored and decided I'd give it a shot. To my surprise, about a day later I was on the phone w/ Penthouse discussing flights and whatnot and before I knew it, I was out to LA for the weekend on my first shoot ever. During the shoot, I decided I wanted to pursue working as an adult model fulltime. I never liked or fit into the town I grew up in and eagerly drove from Ohio to LA in July 2006 to start my new life. And since then, I've met lots of great people and have made good friends out here and had a shitload of fun and have been enjoying life a hell of alot more than I ever used to.
For those of you desiring to know more about my personality than the typical technical bullshit, then you may want to read this part of my rambling little story. I guess I could be called a little unconventional. I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and tied with a question...I don't know where I'm plagerizing that phrase from but I like it regardless. I'm a paradox and am living proof that things are rarely as they seem. I may look like a Barbie doll but you can probably tell by now that I'm intellectual. I'm a deep thinker and can be analytical as fuck. I'm rebellious and love shock value but I'm shy and self concsious. I'm impulsive and sporadic yet I hate taking risks. I'm cynical but also niave, aloof yet humble and unpretentious. Sometimes I feel like a self-loathing egomaniac...haha. Nahh, I'm not really that full of myself. I'm far from judgemental but it takes alot to win my respect. I don't let many people get to know the real me, but I always try to be loyal to those I do trust. However, if you fuck me over or even try to I'll be vengeful and anything but trustworthy. I hate hypocracy and superficiality but I can't seem to escape it. I like being controversial and doing shit I'm not supposed to. I'm a bad girl...crazy and dangerous...lol. And oh yeah, if for any reason you have a problem with me or anything I do, please don't waste your or my time telling me because I honestly could give a flying fuck. And to all those who genuinely like, admire, respect and support me for whatever reason, I'm always grateful. Well, I guess I'll stop there b/c I'll be needing a publisher if I write any more...haha.
**Also, I just want to state, even though I have a feeling nobody reads this little disclaimer...either that or doesn't take it serously...but if I don't personally know you (or if I do know you but don't like you...lol) I may not answer emails and comments. I get quite a lot of them and it's not that I think I'm too good to answer people's messages, I do appreciate that people would take the time to write me. If you send me a genuinely nice message, you'll probably hear back from me, but if you write and say hi, whats up or want to meet/date/fuck me, I most likely won't respond. I'm not here for dating, meeting, fucking and the like...personally, I would never meet somebody on MySpace or the internet for that type of shit. And also you choose to leave me a comment w/ naked or obscene pictures, it'll be deleted. I'm not going to risk having my page deleted b/c somebody left stupid shit...so, that's all folks.**


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Here are some of my professional photos:



My Penthouse pictorial in the Nov. 2006 issue --






My Interests


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My Artwork and at times my salvation:


My SL500 -- and the current love of my life...lol:


Being myself, first and foremost. Music, writing, art, tattoos and piercings, expressing myself, being different, perplexing and enigmatic. Being a smartass: Tact is for people not witty enough to use sarcasm. Fucking with people's minds, causing controversy, chaos and stirring up shit, putting douchebags in their place. Disproving people's preconcieved notions, always being right, living life to the fullest, not taking shit from anyone over anything, anti-conformism and breaking the rules.

I also enjoy and am interested in cars, I love exotics and sports cars. Lamborghinis: Countach, Diablo and Murcielago...Gallardo isn't a real Lambo. It's a pussy's Lambo...10 fucking cylinders, give me a fucking break. I mean I wouldn't turn it down if someone gave me one but I'd probably sell it for some kind of real Lambo like a Diablo or 25th Aniversary Countach. Ferraris: 348, 355, Testarossa, F40 (0bviously), F50, Enzo (also known as F60 and FX), 360, 550, 575...the list goes on...favorite car's probably the Bugatti 16/4 Veyron, also have a weakness for Vipers (pre 2003's) 1996 GTS baby...or a Hennessy Venom 1000TT...lots of bang for the buck. Some of the cars I've owned and loved include 2 Jaguar XK8's, one coupe and one convertible (the coupe I topped out to 140 mph a time or two), a modified 5.0 Mustang that I nearly made into a drag car, 12 pt. roll cage and all, a BMW 3 series coupe and currently a Mercedes Benz SL500...by far the fastest ride I've had such far...347 lb/ft torque.

I'm also a nymphomaniac, and love sex. But I'm greedy when it comes to that though. One night stands and fuck buddies, orgasms, getting choked and slapped and held down, making taken men stray for me, pretty much getting in, getting laid and getting the fuck out.

Partying and having a good time. Doing crazy shit just for shits and giggles and to make you look twice. Being lazy and self-gratifying, staying up late and sleeping even later. Doing what I'm not supposed to just because for the sake of it. Pissing off assholes and oh yeah, the Mafia. I'm Italian to the core. Well I guess that about sums up my interests, so go look at some pictures.

Here are some pictures from my personal life:






I'd like to meet:


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I'm not really looking to meet anyone right now. And as far as celebrities are concerned, I'd love to meet (or more precisely...fuck) Marshall Mathers and Johnny Depp...sooo gorgeous!

Music:


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Right now...Marilyn Manson all the fucking time. But besides that I like a little bit of everything depending on what mood I'm in with the exceptions of country, jazz and easy listening type of shit. I go through stages w/ what tunes and artists I'm into but for the most part you I'm a rocker chick at heart. I do like some rap though, one of my favorite musical artists is Eminem...partially because of the fact that's some damn fucking hot, grade A piece of ass, not to mention he's one of the few celebs I actually respect. Some of my other favorite bands and artists include Mickey Avalon, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nickelback, Dr. Dre, Tupac, Rolling Stones, some Tom Petty songs (especially Last Dance with Mary Jane) and so on...I could go on forever. And last but not least, my tie for favorite song of all time is The Dope Show by Manson and Superman by Eminem. Both nearly make me cream my fucking pants.

Movies:

GOODFELLAS!!! Best fucking movie ever!!! Yes, I'm so obsessed with that goddamned movie I can nearly quote the whole thing...lol. After that my other favorites are The Godfather Pt. I, Casino, Blow, Scarface, Pulp Fiction. Some other flicks I enjoy and probably own include The Departed, Babel, Blood Diamond, Lord of War, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Little Miss Sunshine, Crank, Fargo, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Traffic, Bad Boys I & II, The Ice Harvest, Little Miss Sunshine, Bad Santa, Jarhead, Crash, A History of Violence, Black Hawk Down, The Constant Gardener, Munich, Syriana, The Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Momento...in short: I like dramas and interesting shit that gets me thinking, comedies and mystery/murder type movies and good war flicks with lots of AK-47's, M16's Uzi's and grenade launchers to get that epinephrine flowing. Also for some reason I absolutely love completely fucked up, dark, sick, twisted and convuluted movies...and the more demented, the better...haha. And needless to say, as you can hopefully tell, above all I'm a sucker for pretty much any good mafia/gangster/crime movie out there (I am partially Italian so it runs in the blood...lol. Not to mention that gratuitous violence is such a turn on...haha.) I also like completely stupid, rediculous comedies like The Jerk, Robin Hood Men In Tigths, The Chevy Chase Vaction movies, etc.

Television:

Well, alot of the time I just cuss out my beloved Aquos b/c there's nothing good on end up re-watching one of my favorite movies...my favorite show is The Sopranos and some others I enjoy include Scrubs, The Office and I'm a sucker for Southpark. I'm also addicted to lots of the crime shows on A&E and Court TV i.e: Forensic Files, City Confidential, Cold Case Files, American Justice, etc...(deranged psychopaths fascinate the fuck out of me...haha) and that's about all I can think of at the moment...ok, and I admit I'm a huge X Files junkie...(hey, what can I say...Mulder was hot back in the day...hahaha)

Books:

I'm not much of a fan of reading (despite the fact I do love to write if I'm in the correct frame of mind.) So that being said, I'm afraid about the only thing I read consistantly is my email...and of course all the crazy shit you MySpace fuckers write me.

Heroes:

My mom...she's the greatest. She is the only person who would stand by me no matter what...and help me out of whatever kind of dumb shit I got into.

My Blog

Out of contact

Some of you may have noticed that I have not been on here lately. No need to worry...as some people communicate with me solely through this website. I'm still here, alive and kicking. Things have bee...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:55:00 PST

Life as it is.

Life has been somewhat unconventional...well, actually, unconventionallity would most likely be considered normalacy by my standards...but fuck it...who gives a shit. I'm going to make my money in ven...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:14:00 PST

PARTY WITH ME ON SATURDAY!!!

Hey all! I will be hosting a party at Vice Club, in Hollywood on Saturday, April 19! I and my girlie Kristina Rose are hosting the grand opening of Skin-N-Ink Tattoo Parlor and afterwards we will...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST

Phone Scare

Ugh...the other night, my iPhone scared me shitless. I was charging it through my computer and iTunes started to download the newest update while the phone was syncing. This caused my phone to fr...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:56:00 PST

Where in the world is Nikki Kane?

Just in case anyone has been wondering, as I’ve not been able to keep in touch with anyone much as of lately. Well, I’ve been busting my ass with these damn reality shows the past week. I&...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

The probablilty of me appearing as a reality TV star is quite good!

Well, as I said yesterday, I casted for 3 reality TV shows...MTV’s Paris BFF, Fox’s My Bare Lady and an American Idol/making the band show set to air on Fuse Channel. I have a few people ...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

Well, I just casted to compete for Paris Hiltons friendship on MTV!

So, I got done with my casting call for MTV’s Paris BFF reality show...you know, the one I’ve been going on about relentlessly these past few days/week. They said I did well, but I just do...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:45:00 PST

Things are looking positive

New avenues and opportunities seem to be presenting themselves in my life as of lately and I’m doing my all to seize them. Work seems to be pretty consistant and the reality show is possibly in ...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:22:00 PST

Lorenzo

Is lonely and only has 2 friends right now...me...and...Tom. How sad. So, I really suggest that everyone echeck out his page (he’s in my  2 friend position) and add him. He’s been hav...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:11:00 PST

Vote for me please!!!

http://parisbff.com/people/NikkiP1987 I’ve decided to apply for this Paris Hilton reality show. Please vote for me. I really want to be on MTV. Click the link above. Thanks in advance! I am real...
Posted by Nikki Kane on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST