Michelle. I like her even more than the Dead Milkmen and ice cream (or any combination of the two).I like the word "fresh." Primarily as in "fresh eggs," but also as in "stupid fresh." It bothers me that the word "tomatoes" has an "e" in it. I like peeling adhesive things off of their backings. I also like The Dead Milkmen, Edward Gorey, Monty Python, traffic circles, ice cream, words like "spatula" and "harangue," and making fun of everything. I like coffee (only decaf since I turned into an old lady, though), crossword puzzles, reading, all kinds of games (cards, board games, etc.), watching ice hockey, playing roller hockey, writing nonsense and absurdity, and making ridiculous art, which I sometimes even display in public.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. His name is my name too.Oh, and...
The Dead Milkmen, Atom & His Package, Public Enemy, Avail, Beastie Boys, Simon & Garfunkel, Cyndi Lauper, The Dead Milkmen, DJ Z-Trip, A Tribe Called Quest, Droppin' Jesus, Bananarama, Van of Terrorists, Quiet Riot, The Black Eyed Peas, The Dead Milkmen, other assorted crap, and The Dead Milkmen.
The Jerk, The Shining, A Bronx Tale, South Park, Rain Man, The Search for Animal Chin, Rocky Horror Picture Show (only in the theater), Harry & The Hendersons, Neighbors, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, blah blah blah.
We're gonna have a TV party tonight...ALRIGHT!!! We're gonna have a TV party alright...TONIGHT!!! We've got nothing better to do, than to watch TV and have a couple of brews.
To Kill A Mockingbird, all Edward Gorey books, The Corrections, The Poisonwood Bible, all Calvin & Hobbes books, Loon Lake, Walter the Farting Dog, most Bukowski stuff, The Life & Times of Dom Rubino, old Dave Barry books, the dictionary, Hearts in Atlantis, Harold & the Purple Crayon, and Doo Wop for Dummies. And sometimes the phone book when I'm feeling particularly Rain Man.
Arthur Radley and Jean Louise Finch