George Lucas to create an ABC sitcom? |
Posted by Todd on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:40:00 PST |
What if there was this guy who... |
What if there was this guy who is bitten by a zombie. He would become a zombie. Then imagine that this zombie guy is then bitten by a werewolf. He'd be a zombie-werewolf. Suppose then, that zombie-wer...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:20:00 PST |
Baby pigeons do exist, if only for a short while. |
I woke from a nap late yesterday afternoon with a maddening urge for something sweet. I was feeling a little down being that it was Sunday and I was dreading the start of the work week. This was excus...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST |
Poultry Television |
The bacon birds went and got themselves all turkied up for the holidays. You all catch my drift (especially the fellas)? Stuffed full of sawdust and gizzards like some taxidermy prize hen. They got th...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Words and phrases that I enjoy. |
Please use the following words or phrases in a conversation with me. I enjoy them.01. permeate02. antithesis03. like nobody's business04. like gangbusters05. like there's no tomorrow06. like...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:53:00 PST |
I Dream of Corey Feldman |
So I had this dream that I'm still trying to figure out. Dig this if you can. I was attending college at a school with a large sunny campus. The kind you see in eighties movies where the denoueme...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:00:00 PST |
Words and phrases that bother me. |
Please don't use the following words or phrases in a conversation with me. They bother me.01. cream of the crop02. succulent03. mouth watering04. stick to your ribs05. dungarees06. meal07. quality08. ...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Parfait, Edward James Olmos and La Bamba |
Did you ever sit down to eat a parfait when you notice that it looks remarkably like Edward James Olmos and you think, "man, that Edward James Olmos was great on Miami Vice as the stone faced Lt. Mart...
Posted by Todd on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST |
Crow's Feet |
I've got an ache in my body that predicts the weather,and a tooth in my head that's more metal than bone.I've got a scar so old I'd feel lonely without it,and I found a gray hair today....
Posted by Todd on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST |
Lookalike |
I've been told that I remind people of a younger version of myself. I don't see it but am flattered nonetheless.
Posted by Todd on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST |
