rock and roll. what else is more interesting? rock and roll is!
other losers who like to mindlessly prattle about rock and roll. preferably over booze.your dad.and people with shitty shoes.
Do i have to rattle off a list? The Who, The Clash, Queen, The Lee Harvey Oswald Band, David Bowie with the Spiders from Mars, The Jam, T. Rex, Guitar Wolf, Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, the makers, the wildhearts, the creation, the new york dolls, johnny thunders, the replacements, the stones, mott the hoople, the saints, gaunt, motorhead, joan jett, the beatles, The Flaming Lips, hanoi rocks, gaza strippers, the pretenders, KISS, the black halos, the ramones, the stooges, the damned, motown, louis armstrong, ella fitzgerald..the list is limitless. Any music that is made by pure soul and not ripped off another record and no real instruments played. How souless is it to have a producer pick a Chaka Khan record from '86, put a "beat" to it (oh! don't forget to have some high-pitched fucking "ting" in the background that is unrelenting over the entire course of the already too long song) then have some young ghetto upstart rap some shit over it? Yer a millionaire! Congrats fucktard, don't get used to it. AND I FUCKING HATE ANYONE WHO THINKS LED ZEPPELIN KICKS ASS. There is a special place in hell for you hippies (and you have to watch THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT!!!!). Anyone who thinks Bettie Page is cool is a tool. Sorry to offend but, really. She's no rocket scientist. I take dumps smarter than that whore.
Mainly music stuff. Who stuff. Clash stuff. Rock stuff. I like lots of movies. I really enjoy 80's breakdance movies. There's maybe four of them. Based on my taste in music, if you like that, then we probably like the same movies, too. If it has kung fu fighting and/or guns, me like. I would rather watch the car chase scene in "Bullitt " over and over for the rest of my life then sit thru "The Joy Luck Club". Give me guns and cars and things exploding and I'm cool (as long as Vin Deisel isn't in it. He's a tool). Number One Movie Ever ----------AIRPLANE!
The evil telly. Simple. Family Guy, Simpsons, anything with animated shitty fathers. Hmmmmm..... I also like The Drew Carey Show, Cheers and have realized that I didn't pay enough attention to M*A*S*H growing up. IRON CHEF!!!!!! Television doesn't make you fat and lazy when you are fat and lazy to begin with. Think about that, my friend.
Rock and roll books. Books about rock and roll. I read the Rolling Stone Rock and Roll Encyclopedia like Jesus freaks read the bible and I am rewriting that too (in rock verse and chorus). japanese language books and, my fave, the dictionary. I'm being serious. me love me some words......and the newspaper. I could look at shorthand for hours. I also find office supplies very.....how you say..........awesome.
KEITH FUCKING MOON. (and a brief humping of Nikki Sixx's leg would be enlightening.) And Cleavon Little (R.I.P.)