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Mandy

Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

About Me

Ohhh where to begin...
I love puppies, tattooed men, rain/thunderstorms, hyacinths...
I love to smile. It's hard to make me frown. :)
I love the smell of cigarettes and mens cologne, gasoline and sharpie markers. (No, I'm not a sniffer!)
Silly little things mean the world to me. Huge gestures make me uncomfortable. I'm a lint-o-phobe.
I have a closet full of clothes with tags on them. I try on 50 outfits the night before a date. I have over 70 pairs of shoes. :)
Your Birthdate: February 8
Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.
Your strength: Your undying determination
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle
Your power color: Plum
Your power symbol: Dollar sign
Your power month: August
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I pick up pennies on the street as long as they're on heads. I say "Bread and Butter" when something cuts through myself and the person I'm with. I'm a hopeless romantic. I truly believe I'm going to win the lottery one day.
People have told me that I look like Cameron Diaz, Naomi Watts, Lindsay Wagner and Uma Thurman. I don't really see any of them.
I've owned my own company since 2000. We promote rock and metal bands. If you're interested in learning more, please visit:
http://www.CrackTheWhipPromotions.com
If you're in a band, please add this account:
http://www.myspace.com/crackthewhippromotions
Bands that I do not know personally will not be added. Sorry!

My Interests

Music, concerts, Broadway, movies, hanging out, the gym, sports/sporting events, Yankees, reality tv, daydreaming...

I'd like to meet:

Someone with patience, charm, humor and a good sense of style. (I love to shop!)

Someone who's not embarassed to twirl me in the middle of the street. I like to feel like a princess.

A bad boy with good boy qualities. Can it NOT be about sex for once?

What I'm looking for in a MAN...

*You must have all your teeth. They must all be straight and white.
*You must be over 5'10.
*Do not contact me if you're looking for sex, sexual encounters or marriage.

Ideally, (but not required) someone who'll take me to London on a whim, Austria for Christmas and out of state, "just cause". :)

Oh and I want to meet Robert Smith, Luke Perry, Chris Noth and Nikki Sixx... for some sexy time. ;)
(I met Nikki and I slipped him my pimp card! Yay!)

Ray Caesar

Trivia: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?
Answer: Facing Bloomingdale's

Better Yet...

What's the difference between a Puerto Rican American Princess and a Jewish American Princess?

A Puerto Rican American Princess' jewelry is fake but her orgasms are real...
A Jewish American Princess' jewelry is real but her orgasms are fake. :)

“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more.” -Erica Jong

"A girl should be two things - classy and fabulous" -Coco Chanel

Music:

Counting Crows, Orgy, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Taproot, GWAR, System of a Down, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Union Underground, Duran Duran, No Doubt and Gwen, U2, Dave Matthews Band, 311, Sublime, HIM, Flickerstick, Deadsy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Coheed and Cambria, Live, Tori Amos, Cake, Dizee Rascal, Heart, Korn, M.I.A., Matchbox 20, U2, Nina Simone, Oasis, Panic! At The Disco, Tokio Hotel, Tool, Paramore, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sarah McLachlan, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Blink 182, Busta Rhymes, Blue October, Depeche Mode, Genesis, Goo Goo Dolls, The Bravery, Fall Out Boy, Kanye West, Timbaland, Jay Z, Pet Shop Boys, Ryan Adams, Slipknot, The Himilayans, The Killers, 80's Pop, Rock, Rap Music, 90's Alternative and Grunge...

Movies:

Every 80's movie. Bridget Jones fanatic! (Read the books!) Domino, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Clerks, Clerks II, A Scanner Darkly, Vanity Fair, Pride and Prejudice (BBC / Colin Firth and Keira Knightly versions!) Y Tu Mama Tambien, High Fidelity, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Under The Tuscan Sun, Miss Potter, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Say Anything, 9 1/2 Weeks, Like Water for Chocolate, Career Opportunities, Shawn of the Dead, The Notebook...

Television:

Sex and The City, Entourage, Prison Break, Six Feet Under, Jerry Springer and Maury Povich (you are NOT the father!), Reality TV! (Apprentice, Survivor, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Real World, Road Rules, Surreal Life...)

Books:

Bridget Jones' books! (Anything by Helen Fielding) Heavier Than Heaven, Donald Trump, Jane Austen...

Heroes:

My Ma. :)

My Blog

Learning...

This was on Marisela’s page and it really hit home for me... xo   I’ve learned- that you cant make someone love you.  All you can do is be someone who can be loved.  The res...
Posted by Mandy on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

Jack and Diane... Pat and Ginger... Same shit.

Hey Jack, Happy 1 year since you fucked me up even more then I already was.  Awesome job on that. I did meet Brian tomorrow night a year ago, so I guess you were useful for something. Oh, and I t...
Posted by Mandy on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:59:00 PST

Sickening...

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/courtney -love-objects-to-cobain-shoe-ads/20070523221709990001   This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.  I have chills looking...
Posted by Mandy on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Unbelievable

You know what I think is unbelievable? People who CHOSE to release YOU from THEIR life and then come back after time because they need your help. Truth is this.  They realize they lost ...
Posted by Mandy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

When and for whom do you pull your walls down?

Imagine this...   You're sitting someplace intimate.  There is someone sitting across from you that you're interested in on a romantic level.  There is serious eye contact.  Flirti...
Posted by Mandy on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

For Our Soldiers...

Something cool that Xerox is doing...If you go to this web site, www.letssaythanks.com , you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently se...
Posted by Mandy on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST

Signs...

So I wonder, who actually believes in "signs"?  I'm a fairly superstitious person and I do think everything happens for a reason.  Lately, I've been seeing all kinds of things pop up and I ...
Posted by Mandy on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST

Really simple...

There's an episode of Sex and the City where Carrie contemplates her previous relationship.  She asks the question... If you love someone and you break up, where does the love go? I'm dying to he...
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:16:00 PST

New York Men...

Whoever says New York men don't know what they want from a woman is a liar.  They know EXACTLY what they want.  SEX.  They don't lie or beat around the bush about it anymore.  If t...
Posted by Mandy on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:52:00 PST

In a relationship nonsense...

So today I think I had an epiphany.  Perhaps it's two days worth of alcohol and cigarettes but I think life just finally made a little sense. You see, I've been thinking for awhile now that this...
Posted by Mandy on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 11:59:00 PST