Swing Dance, Karaoke, Red Sox, Ultimate Frisbee, Racquetball, 80's Movies, Vegas, Tijuana, XBOX 360 (yes.. I'm immature like that), My Dog - Rambo, Low rider Bicycles, Beach, Tats, Piercings, Rockabilly, Anything John Cusack, Dane Cook, Improv Comedy, Cooking, Travel, Japanese Exploitation movies (Izo, Ichi The Killer, Naked Blood, Bunman: The Untold Story, anything by Takashi Miike, Sleep, Blackjack, Hold 'em, Roulette, 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I'd like to meet:
People I've Met
Ron Jeremy
Dennis Hoff
Heidi Fleiss
Bam Margera
Mike Tyson
Trent Reznor
Steve-o
Fred Durst
Dave Grohl
Chuck Liddell
Vern Troyer (Mini Me)
Larry Flynt
Ava Amurri
Adiran Grenier
Jerry Ferrara
Scott Kahn
James Kahn
Kevin Dillon
Jenna Jameson
Chyna
Melanie Griffin
Penn & Teller
Jim Norton
Opie & Anthony
Freddie Prinze Jr.
David Dramian (Disturbed)
Jason Ritter
Chris Marquette
Skee-Lo
Marty & Elayne
Franco Colombo
Paris Hilton
Jesse Eisenburg
The Snausberrys kid from Super Troopers
Jake Gyllenhal
a ton more... i cant remember :)
Alive -
Mike Patton
Christopher Walken
Tim Burton
Angelina Jolie
Johnny Depp
Dave Chappelle
John Cusack
Mandy Moore
Dead -
Chris Farley
Gia
Betty Paige
Other -
McLovin
Napoleon Dynamite
Mr. Blonde (Resevior Dogs)
Trent (Swingers)
Stewart (madTV)
Stewie (Family Guy)
The Ladies Man (SNL)
Entire cast of SLC Punk
Random TRUE fact:
i got my nipples pierced by a 15 year old Mexican, who didn't speak English, in a bar, in Tijuana for 300 pesos after a long day of tequila and buckets of beer.
Music:
"I've got a Bitchin' Camaro! "
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!!I have a weird obsession with Kelly Clarkson music....
Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas: (anything Patton), Bjork, Soulfly, Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Thursday, Neil Diamond, Incubus, Hootie, Slipknot, Taking Back Sunday, Mercy Brown, Frank, Dean, Sammy, Spring Heeled Jack, Machine Head, Killswitch, Without Andy, G-Love & Special Sauce, Zox, Ben Folds, Gwar, Sublime, Donovan Frankenrider, Ben Harper, Sevendust, Ill Nino, Muse, Finger 11, Squirrel Nut Zippers, 311, SILVERSTED , Local H, Pantera, Brian Setzer, Breaking Benjamin, Tom Waits, 2 Skinee J's, Monty Are I, The Used, Mudvayne, Taproot, Snoop Dogg, Bon Jovi, Damageplan, Alice In Chains, Glassjaw, Idewyld, Lenny Kravitz --i am ALL over the place... basically anything
Movies:
oh boy....
Swingers, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Evil Dead (Trilogy), Goonies, Borat, Napoleon Dynamite, Accepted, Night Of The Comet, Just Friends, Monster Squad, Ong-Bak, Superbad, Terror Firmer, Clerks, Mallratz, Swing Kids, Snatch, Lock-Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Office Space, Weird Science, Breakfast Club, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Saving Silverman, Lost Boys, Dream A Little Dream, Donnie Darko, Momento, Fast Food, Solarbabies, Gummo, Bottle Rocket, The Last Dragon, They Live!, Lucas, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, UHF, Grind, Kill Bill v1&2, Stuck On You, Meet The Parents, Vision Quest, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Rundown, Poolhall Junkies, Suicide Kings, The Sandlot, Falling Down, Run Lola Run, Kids, Dancer In The Dark, Bad Santa, Along Came Polly, Bubble Boy, Face/Off, Angus, Dream A Little Dream, Sixteen Candles, Big Fish, Predator, Requiem for a Dream, Super Troopers, American History X, Detroit Rock City, Almost Famous, Rockstar, There's Something About Mary, The Mask, Made, The Butterfly Effect, Boondock Saints, Go, The Worst Witch, The Peanutbutter Solution, Grandmas Boy, The Protector, The Crow, Anything by Takashi Miike or starring Mr. Christopher Walken
hell.. i could go on allllllllllllllllllllllll day...
Sweet Lou cleans no man's poop
Porn of the Dead
Television:
WATCH : DINNER WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
"I knew this would happen... I made just made a delicious cassarole and now it won't keep because I don't have any tupperware!!"
CURRENT FAVORITES: Heroes, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Burn Notice, Dexter, Big Love, Lost, House, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office
OTHER FAVS: Nip/Tuck, Best Week Ever, mXc, Family Guy, MadTV, Dead Like Me, , Burn Notice, Chappelle Show, Scrubs, Old School SNL, Carnevale, Cat House, SpongeBob, Dexter's Lab, TV Edits of 80's Movies, Rescue Me, Seinfield , Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, World Series of Pop Culture, Reno 911, Top Chef, Don't forget the Lyrics, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, King of Queens, Scare Tactics, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Monk, America's Got Talent, CSI, Dog: The Bounty Hunter, Law & Order: SVU, Robot Chicken, Stankervision, Wonder Shozen, South Park, Weeds, Dancing With The Stars, Public Access
I Miss... You Can't Do That On Television, Punky Brewster, Small Wonder, The A-Team, Salute Your Shorts, The Greatest American Hero, Parker Lewis Cant Loose, Doogie Howser MD, Harry & The Hendersons, and... ALF
Books:
Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse Five, Naplam and Silly Putty, Catch 22, Private Parts, Brain Droppings, Rich Dad/Poor Dad, Kurt Cobain: Journals, A Man Without A Country, Swingers: The Swingers' Rules, The Collected Writings of Kevin Smith, The Bush - Haters Handbook: A Guide to the Most Appalling Presidency of the Past 100 Years, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, Swing: The New Retro Renaissance
Heroes:
Personal -
My father..... for working his ass off - coming home hardly being able to walk - losing sweat, blood, and tears all for my family.
My grandfather - for beating the odds and going strong for as long as he did.
Non personal -
Dave Grohl - for being a musical genious,
Mike Patton - for continually pushing the envelope
