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About Me

"I dream of a day where chickens can cross the road without their motives questioned."

Once you get to know me, you might like what you see. I live to love and I love to live. I own a pair of bunny slippers and I have no problem wearing them while I check the mail. I don't fear growing up and growing old, but I'm in no rush. I believe in honor, loyalty, and respect. If you can appreciate these things, we'll go far.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm starting a new dance craze. We're about due for one and this is my entry.

Music:

My iPod is a schizophrenic mix of melodies and riffs. So lets see what happens when I put it on shuffle and click next 5 times. What would we get?
1. Doobie Brothers
2. White Stripes
3. Simon and Garfunkel
4. A Tribe Called Quest
5. Bob Marley & The Wailers

Movies:

I can watch any Die Hard movie even though I've seen it 50+ times.
I pity the people who saw it only edited on TBS.
"Yippee kai-yay..Mister Falcon"

Television:

"The White Rapper Show" was a guilty pleasure of mine, but now that's over (Hallelujah HollaBACK little homie), its "The Riches", "Survivorman", any stand-up special, Yankee games and anything On-Demand.

Books:

Off the top of my head: God Delusion, Mother Night, The Foundation, The New New Thing, and In Search Of Magic.
I also liked A Million Little Pieces. A good read is a good read, regardless of the truthiness of the book.

Heroes:

My Brother

My Blog

Revolt against the alarm clocks

To the sleep loving public,There is a threat looming, waiting to make our lives a living hell. They know we need them and before we know it, they will dictate when we wake up and not the other way ar...
Posted by Rich on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

Man Rules!!!!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You do...
Posted by Rich on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

The Ten Commandments of cell phones

This is a blog entry because it needs to be said.1. Thou shalt not subject defenseless others to cell phone conversations. When people cannot escape the banality of your conversation, such as on the b...
Posted by Rich on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:20:00 PST