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About Me

Animated, funny, exciting type personality here to throw people off. In reality my offline personality is rather a quite one and I live vicariously through people's stories. The opinions of the shallow and the stupid are highly valued in my real life and I conform to all criticism. Tell me what I should wear in the morning like my mommy does. I like long walks on the beach, romantic candle light dinners, poetry moments by myself, and anything else a guy says to get laid (you know its all true but play the game anyway).

My Interests

I like the way I smell after the 4th day of not showering, finding the girl of my dreams through dungeons and dragons (D20 dice rolls of love), and world of warcraft. Some of the bad habits I enjoy. I don't smoke cigars/cigarettes but I do smoke cats and dogs. I visit my REAL home, the puzzle factory. Its located between the store called UNGLUE'IN your KIDS and Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

I'd like to meet:

People dressed up in oversized costumes (I.E BARNEY), anyone who starts their sentence with "Like...." and ends it with "...ill.", anyone with the nickname "triple penetrater" or "THE FISTER".

Music:

Hmm, I dont really like any bands but how a band sounds. So what if they all copy each other (or "inspired"). What type of music do I like?! Whatever sounds closest to the sound of Ox/Bison Yacking their lunch (Much like the backstreet boys).

Movies:

The bangbus series. The "director" is a genius. Hmm what else...

My Blog

Where do I want to be before the year ends?!

I have decided I want to fulfil the position as a effective and powerful Section Sergeant. I have seen all the time I have and all the idoling my peers have enjoyed. I see myself creating ...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST

Divorce

I just told my wife I wanted a divorce. She did not take it well.
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

How far will you go?

I know a soldier I served with in Iraq. 24, smart, helpful, extremely nice. This soldier had to get surgery not to long ago for a cyst (bout the size of a golf ball). He has accumlat...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST

How to deal with stress @ work

Complaining about the common woes wont do much. Letting your boss know whats bothering you in a heart to heart talk gets you no where. I find that the best solution to what ales you during the grind i...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

You May not want to got Atlantic city IF...

...if you don't mind me embarassing you in front of people. I was acting like a huge idiot. I have a funny story about how I asked someone to be my Lap girl. The insane thing about it wasn't how I ...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

The politics game

Anyone who has been playing this game knows its evil. I just recently joined the field I guess. My leadership challenges come down to who spreads the words that tarnish my name. I know the capacity...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!

Scared, damn scared! Thats what happened today when I suddenly saw Charlie Murphy at work today. I survived my ordeals through the bulging eyes in that wonderful scene from "DA REAL WORLD". Roundin...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:00:00 PST

Tips for the dating field.

Its not all too surprising that there is a huge selection and aid to help the single. Lots of bulletins, lots of single people, and of course lots of naked/suggestive/revealing pictures. I have deci...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:31:00 PST

Musclebound Maniac

So, who's ever work out before? For all those who said yes then you might know how I feel. I started a workout schedule during my lunchtime. I would goto work feeling fine and after lunch I would be...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:16:00 PST

BIRTHING THE BLOG

Due to increased pressure and boredom on a holiday weekend I find myself finally blogging. I love how I fall to the pressures and persuasions of the dreaded "PEERS". If I lose myself to this website...
Posted by A pile of dirty peons on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST