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Nine More Lies

The Woodsman and The Architect....OUT NOW

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www.ninemorelies.co.uk OUT NOW: The Woodsman and The Architect:
Available on
And on CD...
(£2 including p&p - UK)
(£3 inc p&p - Worldwide)
GHOST STORIES MiniAlbum IS AVAILABLE ON NOW
Broken Boy
Duel
Through The Glass
The Ones Who Survive
The White Hour
Haemogoblin
Plus...2005 demo recordings:
Breathe
The Lake
The Sleepwalker
The Fall of Rome
(please note that The White Hour and Haemogoblin are available as free downloads from www.ninemorelies.co.uk but higher quality versions are also available on iTunes in case any of you kind people would like to buy them. :-)
The Ghost Stories 6-Track Mini Album is also available to buy on CD. £4.65 inc P+P (UK only)
Or outside the uk (£5.65 inc P+P)
T-SHIRTS (all £7.90 including postage and packaging)
Ladies Black Skinny Fit - SMALL
Ladies Black Skinny Fit - EXTRA LARGE
Men's Black T-Shirt -SMALL
Men's Black T-Shirt - MEDIUM
Men's Black T-Shirt - LARGE
We aim to post out CDs and T-Shirts within 3 days of receiving an order. If you have not received your item 10 days after ordering, please contact [email protected]. Refunds can be made up to 30 days after purchase providing that the item is returned undamaged.
A BACK STORY:
We formed in the Winter of 2004 with the current line up except for Mike Smith on bass instead of Edd Hammill and Kyle Johns on keyboards. Kyle was a wayward type, we'd met him on the internet in a chat room dedicated to fans of Proust, Borges and certain other writers interested in memory, time and labyrinthine aesthetics. He was living in Wakefield at the time but was prepared to travel to practises. The band burst into life the moment he joined. He was a hell of a character, abrupt and rude sometimes but warm and caring at others. He was brimming with wacky ideas and had a vicious sense of humour. I believe it was he who suggested the name Nine More Lies, but my memory of the time is sketchy, as if I am planning it and it is about to happen.
In April of that year, after just 4 months working on material together and prior to our first ever gig, Kyle suddenly vanished. He was uncontactable by phone. We tried to trace him through people with the same surname in Wakefield and the surrounding area, but didn't have any luck. We tried the old chat rooms but nobody seemed to remember him. We thought about filing a missing persons report, but decided against it. We knew he had personal problems of some kind. We assumed he simply didn't want to speak to us. He was secretive and we always felt that there was a lot about him we didn't understand. After talking at length about Kyle, we wrote The Sleepwalker in an afternoon, a spontaneous expression of who we imagined him to be, drifting in and out of various states of existence. As time went on, he became less and less real to us. Unreality had become a member of the band.
Last week, we received a letter with an indeterminate postmark. It was signed from Kyle and smelt like fish and chips. This is what it said (full of spelling errors that I've corrected)...
"Dear Nine More Lies (always liked the name - keep it you bastards!)
I've been following your progress on the internet over the last year or so. It looks like you're beginning to fulfil your potential - or the potential that I blessed you with. The new tracks sound like my dreams would sound if dreams had sound. Sounds about right...just like I planned it.
You may be wondering where I am (although I've not seen any mention of me on any of your sites!) or you may not care. Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know that I'm doing alright now after a pretty awful year. The reason I went missing is that I was inside for a crime I didn't commit. I don't want to go into the details as it's still all quite painful. Sorry for any problems I caused in my absence and sorry for not being in touch sooner. I've no real excuses. I've received a full pardon and am now a free man. Thank God.
Anyway, this is really just to wish you the best of luck with the band. I've been praying for you (in my own way) and imagining the day I get to join you on stage in some distant land, once an once only, where we shall remain frozen in ourselves for all time.
I don't want you to get in touch with me right now. I'm going to go abroad for a while to try and put things behind me. I need to try and forget a lot of things so that I can remember the future. When I return, I expect you to have a major record deal (or I will be forced to destroy you all) and I want my fair cut.
I may send a postcard...or you may never hear from me again...or you may hear from me and forget you did.
Good luck fellas, God speed and whatever you do, don't look down....
Kyle."
Now you can imagine we were quite shocked to receive this. It took a few days for it to sink in.
But then something else hit me when I was re-reading the letter, hoping to find some hidden clues or anything to calm my nerves. Something wasn't quite right. I unlocked the cellar and rummaged through our old band stuff: old flyers, setlists, newspaper clippings and so on. I eventually found what I was looking for. a crumpled piece of paper with some notes on it - potential lyrics for one of our earliest songs. The lyrics were written by Kyle. I lifted the letter to my eyes again. The handwriting was different. The letter ISN'T from Kyle...
Please now visit these websites:
Some truths about conflict
Peace Pays
Start by being afraid
Climate Disaster
Then think positive and be realistic
Renewable Energy Centre
Carbon Capture
Don't succumb to mainstream media
Indymedia
Current TV
..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/11/2005
Band Website: ninemorelies.co.uk
Band Members: If you would like to be a member of 'Nine More Lies', please give the following note (written in your own handwriting on black paper) to your nearest police officer or government official:

"If you, like me, feel so used to lies that the truth is becoming more and more terrifying every day, please accompany me to the department of Nine More Lies, where we will be installed together for all time."

And sign it.
Influences: Advertising sloguns, abject terror, film music, historical events, things that are too small to see.
Sounds Like: ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES |ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH | THE REMAINDER OF US KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO MANIPULATE THE SITUATION
Record Label: Independent
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

On the radio

Here's a link to an MP3 podcast from Sheffield Live FM. Ed went on the show today to play a couple of songs and chat with Jonty about the band...Bear witness to his senseless ramblings....http://www.c...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:37:00 PST

Oceansize

Forgot to mention - the band supported oceansize last week at The Plug in Sheffield.....which is pretty ace!It was a bit last minute so apologies if anyone would have liked to have come but didn't hea...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:18:00 PST

Hello Tom

We welcome to the band Mr Tom George on bass.He looks a little something like this...http://a932.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_be b18a5bd63b6d72be4cd194dc5c0bd3.jpgDon't be afraid....
Posted by Nine More Lies on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:02:00 PST

Gravenhurst

We've taken the brave step of booking a gig, despite still breaking in the new bassist!Anyway, we're supporting the quite amazing Gravenhurst at Sheffield's Corporation on October 22nd. Find out more ...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

The Woodsman and The Architect - Mon 27th Aug

So this single type things gets independently released on Monday August 27th.Tracklisting thus...1 - The Woodsman2 - Segue (Wake Me)3 - The ArchitectYou can pre-order it for a massive £2.00 including ...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

July 8th & 29th, Goodbye Edd...

Unfortunately we're no longer able to perform as a band at West Street Live tonight (8th July) as Edd is in a mad rush to get four years worth of work finished for tomorrow mo...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:38:00 PST

Rock City Marillion Gig, June 12th

Phew... what a gig. A packed venue and welcoming audience... thanks for all the great feedback we've had from those of you who were there, and thanks to marillion who were a really nice bunch of ...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:19:00 PST

New Recordings On The Way

NML go into the studio at the end of June to record two new tracks. The tracks will be available online, but it's unclear as yet how they will be released in the world of tangible things.A UK tour is ...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST

Live Review in May SANDMAN

You can read a live review from Sandman magazine in our pics section.Really enjoyed that gig - glad it got a review!
Posted by Nine More Lies on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

NML in March EXPOSED and SANDMAN

If you live in Sheffield, grab yourself a copy of Exposed magazine where you'll find a little article about us on page 831 (yes I know there aren't that many pages).A quote from it..."A band that ooze...
Posted by Nine More Lies on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST