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Corn Voltron

Together we stand, divided we fall, united we form Corn Voltron and take on all...

About Me

I am Corn Voltron, once worshipped by the Native peoples of Earth and am destined to rejoin at the prophetic end of the Mayan calendar - December 21, 2012.I also like hanging out with my friends, destroying those who disobey, and long walks on the beach.

My Interests

Defending Earth, summer breezes, educating others about the wonders of corn, computers, farming, observing my worshippers kneeling below me, corn husk dolls

I'd like to meet:

Other mecha-vegetables, my worshippers

Music:

Korn, Metallica, Herbie Hancock, Corn Songs of the Ancient Peoples

Movies:

The Corn is Green, Children of the Corn I-VII, Field of Dreams, Witness, Chili Corn Corny, Ghosts Among the Corn

Television:

Robot Chicken, Hee-Haw, anything from the 80's...

Books:

Farmer's Almanac, Corn and Capitalism: How a Botanical Bastard Grew to Global Dominance, The Totally Corn Cookbook, We Were Taught to Plant Corn Not to Kill: Secrets Behind the Silence of the Mayan People, The Complete Book of Straw Craft and Corn Dollies: Techniques and Projects, Marketing To Sell Corn Husk Dolls Online

Heroes:

well...me, of course