All I Want for Christmas is a Little Less Christmas. |
I remember when I was a wee young monkey Thanksgiving was the official start of the "Holiday" season...gorge yourself like you were some sort of decadent Roman ruler and then put up the C...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 22:51:00 GMT |
The End of The Line and The Begnning of a New Sentence... |
It is with a heavy spleen and a full stomach that I must announce that I am ending my run for the presidency and conceding to the other candidates...except for Nader,that dude's just a fr...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:53:00 GMT |
Not so golden... |
Something horrible happened today...just...horrible...I was out and about spreading my chaos and wisdom to the sort of washed masses when I decides to stop and get some foodstuffs.Seeing as how...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:17:00 GMT |
Assault on Childhood 13 |
I was watching Assault on Precinct 13 a few nights ago,the original not that pathetic joke of a remake John Carpenter let them do...seriously,Carpenter already did his own sci-fi remake of Prec...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
Conversations in Hell. |
So I'm standing in line at Wal-Mart with my things I forgot to pick up last night,marveling at the nightbreed wondering about...thinking my usual thoughts about 10 items or less,have you never ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:37:00 GMT |
Wow,that guy sure can swim...fast... |
Hey...do smell that??? That's Olympic fever baby!!! Woo...and umm...hoooo...hoo...yup, that's right it's time for people you've never heard of to compete in sporting events you couldn't actuall...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:01:00 GMT |
There’s a blue light special on despair in aisle 7!!! |
So I've spent quite a bit of time bashing Wal-Mart in my blogs...and they deserve it...no doubt about it...aisles backed up with gene pool rejects wandering around lost...amazed by all the brig...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:37:00 GMT |
Four Backhoes and a Funeral... |
They've been doing road work here now for the past two months or so...which I know on the surface sounds like a good thing...roads need work...keep the masses from massing...the consumers consu...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:54:00 GMT |
An evil rises... |
A few days ago I was discussing with someone the mysteries of McDonalds...I know a dark secret about the golden arches...so astounding and mind blowing that if revealed,it could cause society as we kn...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:32:00 GMT |
America’s Got...Not Much at the Moment... |
So...here we are...summer...the last season of television a ghost...even more this year thanks to the writers strike...the new fall season still a few months away...and we find ourselves ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:29:00 GMT |
