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Roy

I like to make werewolf movies!

About Me

Oh Yes

there are worse things than
being alone
but it often takes decades
to realize this
and most often
when you do
it's too late
and there's nothing worse
than
too late.

My Interests

Music, horror movies, horror novels, MOF, getting awesome, my sweet ass Cadillac (R.I.P.), Drinking myself to death

I'd like to meet:

Other people at a Face to Face reunion show.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, The Replacements, Jawbreaker, The Bouncing Souls, Lifetime, Hank Williams Sr., Kill Your Idols, Sheer Terror,Alkaline Trio, The Misfits, 45 Grave, The Casualties, Crackhouse, Bad Religion, The Descendents, Jets To Brazil, Turbo Negro, Link Wray, Youth Brigade, Cause For Alarm, Nick Drake, 80's new wave, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, The Stray Cats, The Cure, Elliot Smith, Screeching Weasel, Last Resort, The Smiths, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, The Ramones

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, ReAnimator, Equilibrium, Audition, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, The Toolbox Murders, Ginger Snaps, Shaolin Soccer, Suicide Circle, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Ali G InDaHouse, Kindergarten Cop, Dagon, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, American Psycho, Zombie flicks, Takashi Miike flicks, anything with Christopher Walken or John Cusack (but oddly enough I hated America's Sweethearts) and pretty much every movie with Will Ferrell in it, Superman:The Movie, Batman Begins, Walk the Line, Kevin Smith flicks, Borat

Television:

Smallville, Tough Crowd(RIP), Family Guy, The Simpsons, Rescue Me, Prison Break, Lost, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Sopranos, The Wire, Lucky Louie(RIP?), Entourage, Arrested Development, Heroes, Scrubs, Dexter, The Office is numero uno!

Books:

Anything by Poe, Lovecraft, Cash by Johnny Cash, The Dictionary of Biology, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Heroes:

My Uncle Larry, my parents, and Clark Kent.

My Blog

Paris Hilton should go back to jail and get shanked.

First off, let me just say how amazingly dissapointed I am by the American criminal justice system. Letting this herpes ridden, racist moron back out of jail to be "condemned" to her mansion and have ...
Posted by Roy on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST

God hates me.

At about 2:45 today, I took my first 15 minute break and offered to head across the street on a Red Bull Run for my coworkers. As I got to my car I found the entire front bumper smashed in and my hood...
Posted by Roy on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:31:00 PST

I don't care about your webcam.

Some of you have heard me grumbling about the amount of idiotic messages I recieve from "cam girls" nearly every day. It's awful. I get excited that maybe someone is trying to get in touch with me to ...
Posted by Roy on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:24:00 PST

Kill Your Idols

"Music is an indirect force for change, because it provides an anchor against human tragedy. In this sense, it works towards a reconciled world. It can also be the direct experience of change. At cert...
Posted by Roy on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:38:00 PST

I'm tired of not seeing anyone.

Gosh! I hate the winter. It's an actual reason not to leave your house. Especially when some dude blindsides your car and almost kills you and your sister and 9 out of 10 people in your life have no i...
Posted by Roy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thunder...Thunder...Thunder...Thundercats!

So I've gone and erased every idiotic, rambling negative entry I put up on here. 2005 is here and it's shaping up to be pretty awesome. My band Your Arsenal is nearly finished with our four song demo ...
Posted by Roy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST