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Dallow Texino

We are not robots! We need cream!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Theives, vagrants, con artists, pickpockets, vandals, prostitutes, rats, drunks, and preachers.

Music:

This is still a work in progress. I'll add more later.

Movies:

The Prestige, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake, mostly remake), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, Cemetery Man, Undead, Return of the living dead, Fight Club, Brazil, Willard, Hot Fuzz, Freaks, Edward Scissorhands, Hedwig, Delicatessen, Amelie, City of lost children, Nightmare Before Christmas, the wounds (rane) Repo Man, Evil Dead 2, Bartleby, Falling Down, Harvey, Donnie Darko, Vulgar, The house of yes, The Happiness of the Katakuris, Sleepaway Camp, Dead or Alive, Dead Alive, Heavenly Creatures, Meet The Feebles, re-animator, may, pirates of the carribean, Forbidden Zone, battle royale, the house of fools, The Butterfly Effect, Tideland, Batman Begins, A Dirty Shame

Television:

desperate housewives, curb your enthusiasm, upright citizens brigade, family guy, strangers with candy, that's my bush, simpsons, discovery channel, american dad, nip/tuck, entourage, scrubs, wonderfalls, dead like me, DEXTER, Spaced, Monk, seinfeld, mythbusters

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Brave New World, Insomnia by Stephen King, Edward Gorey, Alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day, pigeons, confessions of a dangerous mind, Lunar Park, Towing Jehova, Blameless in Abaddon, The Eternal Footman

Heroes:

Dexter Morgan, Nina Kulagina, Larry David, Chuck Barris, Nikola Tesla, Current Mohan, Jack Houck, the mythbuster people.

My Blog

A quick conversation that amused me.

Desirae: i'm bored me: You should seek excitement then. Desirae: Where.? me: Somewhere that is on fire and teaming with sketchy characters. Desirae: ok i'll be back
Posted by Dallow Texino on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:56:00 PST

I have some very poetic friends

Talking to the dandelions in the spring: Was that you trading love for mystery? The wind whispered "of course It was."
Posted by Dallow Texino on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:37:00 PST

Just because I still think this is funny, and I changed my about me.

Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from playing Rampage....
Posted by Dallow Texino on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

Dear Quark 7.0,

I don't like you.-Matt
Posted by Dallow Texino on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

Rat Watching Day 1.

I'm watching some friends of friends pet rats. 2 Females... Not very friendly at all. Ever been bitten by a rat? It's true, they can bite through steal. Ouch.The owners said they don't go out of t...
Posted by Dallow Texino on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:18:00 PST

Bowery Ballroom

    I'm going to see Firewater, I think, Monday night at The Bowery Ballroom.  I went to their website to read the bands who were opening.  Why does it seem like every opening...
Posted by Dallow Texino on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:36:00 PST

Kitty playing theremin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ONJfp95yoE HAA...
Posted by Dallow Texino on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:03:00 PST

Freecycle

Dear Freecycle NYC,     Because of you rejecting my posts, a landfill will soon be fuller, and small animals will die.... cute ones.Love,Matt Dallow....
Posted by Dallow Texino on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:23:00 PST

Moustachio

You know your life is in a certain state when you hear yourself say "Oh, well that sucks.  But, hey, at least I don’t have to shave now."Not needing to shave being the positive part of your...
Posted by Dallow Texino on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:02:00 PST

Bass player of Fall Out Boy recalls his suicide attempt.

"I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen’s ’Hallelujah’ and sat there and took a bunch of [anxiety drug] Ativan in a Best Buy parking lot,"Oh,...
Posted by Dallow Texino on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST