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About Me

You know me........i'm annoying, obnoxious, exhausting to be around, a lousy drunk, tasteless, old, perverse, stubborn, cocky, a dirty whore who would sell you out for a sandwich, vegetarian, pro-opposite side of any arguement, sleepy, a lousy drunk, underestimated, bad typer, poor, pregnant, quick shitter, happy, useless, a lousy drunk, destructive, white/black, average, mumble, i jerk it at least once a day......... to your undies, forgetfull, i procrastinate, born brooklyn, make sexy, hairy, fast, a shaker and a mover.....Almost everyone of my friends here i've either yelled at, kissed, recorded produced, setup a show with, have yet to kiss or lived with.You are all part of the elite. You have your missions. Good Luck! godspeed... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Eating my vegetables. Drinking your drink.Enjoying the female form, the consumption of alcohol, making a song better, and jumping off snow banks while tied to a board...........in that order.Food should be spicy-drinks should be hard-girls should be fast-now get out of my car. "I Don't want know your name....all i want is BANG BANG BANG!

I'd like to meet:

TANK YOU MICHAEL KERSCHNER! SOMETHING TO LIVE BY!

Music:

Some projects i am currently working on:Never Say Die, Gravesend, Soho Violet, Our Finest Hour. In the recent past (06 oh shit!): Up For Nothing, Never Say Die, Buzz Universe. ('05): In Extremis, Demon Hunter, Fall Out Boy, Every Time I Die, Lamb of God, Unwritten Law, Ill Nino, Gravesend, Soho Violet, Your Arsenal ('04) Ingrained, Anaka, Breaking Benjamin

Movies:

airplane

Television:

invader zim, saul of the mole men

Books:

......what?

Heroes:

SUCK IT!!! Hell Rancho no longer exist. There will probably be a party at Candy Land.com but outlooks are that if there is one it will suck and not compare to what was one the Ranch. Grow up people! And by grow up I mean get drunk somewhere other than long island for halloween. Long Island Sucks. If you do want to go to a party this weekend I hear our old neighbor, T-Bone, is having a sick kegger on saturday. He lives right next to the once Hell Rancho. Be advise, he will kick the SHIT out of you if you don't wear a costume. I'm serious, he's in the Hell's Angels. Sick. Won't see you there you shitty long islanders. SUCK IT!!!-Drunk Jeff Steiber (formerly hell rancho)

My Blog

knurd

"finger my ass face fuck" .....and if you drank with me at all this weekend, this would somehow make sense.
Posted by the jerry's insomnia on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST

jamster is more annoying than i

this JAMSTER toad, or whatever the fuck it is, is really getting on my nerves... i'm not really sure why, but it's movements, jerky dancing and dazed glare, gapping mediocre retard grin, gay little p...
Posted by the jerry's insomnia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST