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status: single
here for: entertainment
mood: thoughtful
orientation: straight as an arrow
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profile with: YOUR MOM!
stage name: karl hungus
age: 16
location: cocofuck creek, florida, usa
details
hometown: new jersey
body type: 6'0" FAT LARD
ethnicity: columbian, russian, israeli, polish
religion: nihilist ^_^
zodiac sign: aquarius
smoke crack! CRACK ROCK IS HERE TO STAY! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT... CAUSE I'M NOT GAY! ^_^
drink miller lite { shaken, not stirred } untill i wake up in a shopping cart or dumpster, or a inside a shopping cart in a dumpster
education: kindergarten
children: someday
occupations: » Doctor
» Lawyer
» Investment Banker
» personal trainer:
includes BFE (Boy Friend Experience: romantic dinner, spooning, etc.)
» DJ
» promoter
» graphic designer
» PROFESSIONAL STUNT COCK - Ranked # 1 by J.D. Power & Associates
» exotic pool boy ^_^
» thong supermodel
» order my calendar now!
» cockfighting gambler ^_^
income: 1 MILLION DOLLARS and higher from gambling on cockfighting ^_^
NATURAL SELECTION
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NATURAL SELECTION AUG 2007 | house
NATURAL SELECTION DEC. 2005 | house
NATURAL SELECTION JULY 2006 | house
NATURAL SELECTION NOV. 2005 | house
NATURAL SELECTION JULY 2005 | house
NATURAL SELECTION JUNE 2005 | DnB
NATURAL SELECTION APRIL 2005 | trance
NATURAL SELECTION FEB. 2005 | house
NATURAL SELECTION JAN. 2005 | house
NATURAL SELECTION JUNE 2004 | house
NATURAL SELECTION MAY 2003 | house
ABOUT ME
warning: mike contains offensive, despicable content that is too controversial and too awesome for actual people. the stark, profound truths mike exposes may be soul crushing to the weak of spirit. if you allow a person to watch mike, you are a bad friend or guardian. the most common side effects of mike are increased heart rate, facial flushing, and uncontrollable shaking. less commonly blurred vision or sensitivity to light may briefly occur. ^_^
I would like to meet anyone that:
treats those how they would like to be treated
doesn't get jealous, or tries to make someone jealous. It's weak. + If I hang out with my female friends and a girl I'm dating gets jealous. I don't care if she has guy friends.
knows it's not where you are from, it's who you are
is open-minded
has a great/twisted sense of humor
doesn't take life too seriously, and can laugh @ themself
can stand up on their own, doesn't need to hide behind others, or expect/force others to take sides.
likes a song or music that was never on mainstream radio stations. It demonstrates a sense of ones individuality.
basically... anyone with a good set of values!
MUSIC
house, trance, breaks
drum & bass
goth/industrial
hard rock & metal
80s
alternative
punk
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I enjoy finding my own music. I dislike mainstream radio which is mostly garbage picked out by some crusty old record executive that thinks he / she knows what u like because their market research demographic. I don't follow the herd, I'm not a cow. MOO if you are.
GENERAL INTERESTS
surfing
DJ-ing
tacos @ San Loco
hot wings @ Boca Wings n Ribs
pizza @ Squiggys & Times Square
sushi @ Soba, Japan Inn, Doraku & Sushi Jo
pool | darts | foosball | bowling
video games
cooking/grilling
martial arts
theme parks
poker | black jack
traveling
snorkeling
TV
south park
family guy
aqua teen hunger force
wild boys
viva la bam
price is right [i love that cliff hangers game]
wonder showzen
HEROES
Drop that ZERO, & get yourself a MIKE MIRO!
bionic sytems
el toro loco
bruce campbell
kelly slater
christian fletcher
ron jeremy
peter "4 quart" north
popeye "i am what i am"
SCHOOLS
Art Institute Of Fort Lauderdale
Ft Lauderdale, FLORIDA
1995 to 1997
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: visual communications
MOVIES
12 Monkeys
40 Year Old Virgin
American Psycho
Brain Candy
CKY 4
A Clockwork Orange
The Dark Backward
Dolemite The Human Tornado
Evil Dead 2
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Go
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
Heathers
It's All Gone Pete Tong
Jackass
Jacob's Ladder
Kalifornia
Kung Fu Hustle
The Last Dragon [cheesiest movie ever]
Napolean Dynamite
Night At The Roxbury
Office Space
Orgazmo
Spun
Team America: World Police
Wedding Crashers
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